*Bardroy Thinking About Doing Something Absurdly Dangerous And Telling Sebastian About It*

Ciel: S..shut up..

Sebastian: Oh, but I am complimenting you on your hard work. *still sarcastic*

Ciel: STOP BEING SARCASTIC AND GET ME THE ANTACID

Ciel probably got back home with a terrible tummy ache saying "too much... market.... research...." and Sebastian sarcastically said "Such a young Lord working so hard" while carrying a tons of half eaten pastries and candies.

i think i have this disease where if i dont post crude doodles of characters from shit that was popular in the early 2010′s ill mentally decompose 

NOT ME UGLY LAUGHING

WHY WOULD I BE DOING THAT

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

Tbh, I can imagine Trey doing this exact same thing. XD

Riddle, looking at Trey: I also resisted calling Ace an absolute moron.

Trey, with a third strawberry: Very good, Housewarden! *hands it to him*

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Mc: So, how many did you refrain from collaring today?

Riddle: Thirty two

Mc: Good for you

Mc: Here, have a strawberry

Riddle, expectantly: I've also refrained from fourteen severe maimings

Mc: *Hands him a second strawberry*

Trey:

Mc: Positive reinforcement

Me trying to avoid Chapter 6 Twisted Wonderland Spoliers, even though I’ve already seen quite alot:

it’s like this post was made for my kuroshitsuji x spongebob eldritch blog

Y’all are gonna HATE ME but hear me out-

I saw this picture of Sebastian and thought, ‘hmmm this looks familiar’….

Tell me it doesn’t give off Evil Patrick energy 😭

BONUS:

AHHHHH 😭🫣

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD*

YES YES YES YES YES

MY BLOG DESERVES THIS AWESOME CROSSOVER

(mainly because my blog literally is a mix of “Kuroshitsuji” and “Goofy Goober”, I mean..) ALSO I WANT TO SEE THIS IRL, LIKE, AS A CARTOON XD

(they should do a parody episode like this)

Who lives in a manor under the sea?

BEHOLD Sebastian’s true form:

B̴͍̮̙̤̟̼͇̻͎͚̜̣̭̥̈̈́͛͌͜͠Ȩ̸͓̟͓͕̜̖̤̭̙̊͗̌̀̿͆ͅ ̴̩̖̎̉̓̆͊̇̐͑̆͐̊̋̓͗͂N̶̢̞͖̙̥̩͚͉͖̬̭̾͊̿̋̆͆̆̅͒̏͠͝͝ͅͅÖ̷̻̳̰́̐̏̐͑T̶̤̼̹͙̥͍̞͉͔̰͉̗̈́́͜͝͝ ̵̨͕͔̪̬͈͚̞̯͙͌͒̾͋A̴̧͕̻̾̃̓͑͂̓͑́͛͊͆̏F̴̤̟̟͓̩̣̋̂͌̾̌͌̈́̾́̊͝͝ͅȒ̷̰̹̫͈̺̱̦͈͚͉̹͊͘̕͝͝Ă̸̯̭̞͇̻͇̜͎͉͕̝̮̟̂͑̆̔̽̄̈́̾́͗̋͑̂͜I̸̢̞̞̦͚̹͎̯̰͍͔̬͇͑̔̆̌̎̕Ď̷͍̯̱̞͈̲͔

Ciel: What the f**k is that?

Alois, with a tarantula in his hands: ..My cat. :P

Ciel: That is NOT a cat!

The “wrong again, asshole” thing made me bust out laughing 🤣

new headcanon that Sebastian was bad at picking up Ciel for a while because the correct way to hold a cat is nearly exactly the opposite of the correct way to hold a human, and Sebastian is like “Stick head in hip? Hold out from body by stomach? Throw over shoulder like potato-sack?” and Ciel’s like “wrong again, asshole” while kicking Seb in the face