The “wrong again, asshole” thing made me bust out laughing 🤣
new headcanon that Sebastian was bad at picking up Ciel for a while because the correct way to hold a cat is nearly exactly the opposite of the correct way to hold a human, and Sebastian is like “Stick head in hip? Hold out from body by stomach? Throw over shoulder like potato-sack?” and Ciel’s like “wrong again, asshole” while kicking Seb in the face
MY VICTORIAN ERA OBSESSED SELF LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
JUST O!CIEL’S RESPONSE--
OCiel : I’m not proud but *shows off that women magazine stolen from Bard*
RCiel : ANKLES ?
OCiel : Dear Lord so much ankles. Hair down. And rouge.
Sebastian: If there's going to be a dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Bardroy: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. Finnian: I can!
Happy Birthday, Spongebobbbbbbb~!
(Ms. Puff should give Spongebob his license for his birthday, ahahahaha..) (..actually she probably shouldn’t because then half of Bikini Bottom would be destroyed)
💛HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPONGEBOB!! 💛
*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD*
YES YES YES YES YES
MY BLOG DESERVES THIS AWESOME CROSSOVER
(mainly because my blog literally is a mix of “Kuroshitsuji” and “Goofy Goober”, I mean..) ALSO I WANT TO SEE THIS IRL, LIKE, AS A CARTOON XD
(they should do a parody episode like this)
Who lives in a manor under the sea?
Don’t worry Alois, I would have reacted the same way.
Claude : I don’t think you get it, sir. Beauty can come off disguised. Sometimes beauty is hiding behind disgust to protect itself from you. Something so pure is by definition, frail and temporary. I would even say, is there something more appealing than what is born out of repulsion and used it to grow.
Alois : ... I said : Get this disgusting caterpillar out of my HAIR.
Sebastian: Finnian, duck. Finnian: Quack!-- *BONK*
Quack!
.....I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
Ciel: I’m mad.
Sebastian: Here’s a solution.
Ciel: I don’t want a solution. I want to be mad.
I love Ciel’s response LOL
“fuck you but sure”
Like, that’s aggressive affection and I love that.
every AU i’ve ever imagined is literally just this:
sebastian, signing adoption papers: you have given consent by breathing in my general direction. i’m your new mom and dad now.
ciel: fuck you but sure
sebastian: i shall carry you 24/7.
I see N.
but no Wally
Eat your greens!🍏
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