gayest thing that's happened to me this june was replaying the arkham games because what the fuck do batman and joker have goin on
you've clearly never had a civil discussion about the weird way Tom Cruise juts out his ass with your mother before and it shows
it's fine. it's fine. it's okay. we're good. we're gonna be fine. she's gonna be fine.
now that i'm thinking about it, it would be so fucking funny if she is present during his interview. like, "no, my client will not comment on the libelous rumor that he kissed his mother with tongue." and in the middle of her saying this Lestat's tweeting some shit like, "imagine not kissing your mother with tongue. couldn't be moi."
everyone is rightfully excited about finally getting rock star Lestat, but where's the love for legendary human lawyer, Christine? procurer of such oddities as social security cards, and driver's licenses. without her, blondie could only dream of wasting his fortune on leather pants and body glitter. thank you, human lawyer Christine.
raffle winner @goldfish-inhaler asked for a Batman Returns Selina piece that showcases the neon sign from her apartment! :3 I took some liberties with that prompt LMAO but I had so much fun!!!
happy late valentine's day from these little freaks
my dad: "why do you like tragedies so much?"
the cartoons he was showing me at the ripe old age of 4:
quite literally the first thing i thought of when i saw the original
WAIT WAIT OKAY- Armand saying "Rest" and having Daniel repeat it before biting him, is insanely similar to Santiago's "No pain" with his victims before they 'accept' death.
I'm Abby.Bi/21 (she/they)i make art, usually about people covered in blood.terfs and zionists can eat shit :)
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