Lestat's Harlequin Makeup Turns Me Into A Rabid Dumpster Possum, Foaming At The Mouth For A Half-eaten

it's fine. it's fine. it's okay. we're good. we're gonna be fine. she's gonna be fine.

love is stored in the posca heart

she wants more

everyone is rightfully excited about finally getting rock star Lestat, but where's the love for legendary human lawyer, Christine? procurer of such oddities as social security cards, and driver's licenses. without her, blondie could only dream of wasting his fortune on leather pants and body glitter. thank you, human lawyer Christine.

happy pride to whatever the fuck louis, armand, and daniel are doing tomorrow night

i've been having an anxiety attack for hours, but the second i see sam reid with curly hair, blood tears, and some slutty little outfits, i snapped out of it. this power needs to be studied and i need the album YESTERDAY

now that i'm thinking about it, it would be so fucking funny if she is present during his interview. like, "no, my client will not comment on the libelous rumor that he kissed his mother with tongue." and in the middle of her saying this Lestat's tweeting some shit like, "imagine not kissing your mother with tongue. couldn't be moi."

everyone is rightfully excited about finally getting rock star Lestat, but where's the love for legendary human lawyer, Christine? procurer of such oddities as social security cards, and driver's licenses. without her, blondie could only dream of wasting his fortune on leather pants and body glitter. thank you, human lawyer Christine.

Louis swimming the mississippi for Lestat and then going to see Lestat in a hurricane. yep. yep. i'm being normal about this.

you've clearly never had a civil discussion about the weird way Tom Cruise juts out his ass with your mother before and it shows

a silly little guy. a whimsical fella.