Margarita Drunk On A Wednesday. Test On A Thursday. This Is Doing Life Correctly Yes?

Margarita drunk on a Wednesday. Test on a Thursday. This is doing life correctly yes?

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9 years ago
Rape Has Become Endemic In South Africa, So A Medical Technician Named Sonette Ehlers Developed A Product

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

6 years ago

People’s magazine: Idris Elba is the sexiest man alive.

Me:

People’s Magazine: Idris Elba Is The Sexiest Man Alive.
8 years ago

pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE

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PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW

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PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW

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6 years ago

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

6 years ago

Marvel characters as Brooklyn Nine-Nine GIFs

Iron Man:

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Captain America:

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Thor:

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Loki:

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Black widow:

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Star-Lord:

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Black Panther:

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Nick Fury:

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Spider-Man:

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Hulk:

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Thanos:

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9 years ago

Yasssssss, Nicki! Preach🙌🏻💕

glitter-in-her-eyes - Sass & Sparkles
glitter-in-her-eyes - Sass & Sparkles
6 years ago
The Director Of Cybersecurity From The Electronic Freedom Foundation Is Offering To Help Women Who Have

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.


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2 years ago

this is a hot take but I’m pretty sure 99% of the people I see hating on AJR are just... neurotypical.

Like sure the lyrics aren’t always great. but I’m not here for the lyrics I’m here for the weird noises that make my dopamine machine go brrr. Listening to music as a neurodivergent person is just such a fully sensory experience and I simply do not think NT people can ever actually fully understand the way a song like Bang! perfectly scratches the itch in my brain.

You’re allowed to not like AJR. That’s your opinion. But have you ever considered that maybe their music is just... not made for you?

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