Depression: No do thing. Tired.
Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.
Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
It was just one ant!
A Bug’s Life (1998)
Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)
Me: *mentions favorite tv show*
Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“
Me:
Apparently it's just going to be one of those "chuck it in the fuck it bucket and try again tomorrow" kind of days
honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons
like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense
cute that corporate sent out a letter saying they’re allotting more hours to their stores for “cleaning.” jsyk, we aren’t cleaning more. there’s a massive amount of people coming through and we’re so busy that we CAN’T clean more. how about you give your workers hazard pay and take care of them instead of giving us breadcrumbs that puts us and customers at risk. we’re out there exposing ourselves to a pandemic while the corporate office workers get to stay at home and quarantine. it’s bullshit.
This is the video that launched my #whatdyawannabe series on TikTok. I’ll post some of those next.
My teacher just said "that should be 3 6 9" and I about lost it cuz you know 3 6 9 damn girl fine shake it shake it shake it for me one more time