This Is The Video That Launched My #whatdyawannabe Series On TikTok. I’ll Post Some Of Those Next.

Hey there. Stop scrolling and look at my cute new puppy that’s here to cheer you up. Ok, continue scrolling.

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

“WHO’S GOT A TAMPON? I JUST GOT MY PERIOD, I will announce loudly to nobody in particular in a women’s bathroom in a San Francisco restaurant, or to a co-ed dressing room of a music festival in Prague, or to the unsuspecting gatherers in a kitchen at a party in Sydney, Munich, or Cincinnati. Invariably, across the world, I have seen and heard the rustling of female hands through backpacks and purses, until the triumphant moment when a stranger fishes one out with a kind smile. No money is ever exchanged. The unspoken universal understanding is: Today, it is my turn to take the tampon. Tomorrow, it shall be yours. There is a constant, karmic tampon circle. It also exists, I’ve found, with Kleenex, cigarettes, and ballpoint pens.”

— Amanda Palmer, The Art of Asking; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let People Help  (via thulelohe)

My teacher just said "that should be 3 6 9" and I about lost it cuz you know 3 6 9 damn girl fine shake it shake it shake it for me one more time

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

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Leslie Knope is my favorite person & one day I want to have her passion & her drive & all that shit