My Roommate Just Followed Me On Tumblr So She Can Send Me Funny Posts And Idk For Sure But I Think This

Apparently it's just going to be one of those "chuck it in the fuck it bucket and try again tomorrow" kind of days

Snow: A Brief Summary

Me in November: yayyyyyy woohoooooo it’s snowing hell yeah I love snow Me in December: 🎶I'mmmmm dreaminggggg of a whiiiiiiiite Chrissssstmassssss🎶 Me in January/February: *grumble grumble* yay snow, real great, freezing my ass off out here *grumble* Me in March/April: aw the snow is melting and that makes me both happy & sad Me in May (or any summer month): wtf what is this I don’t have any desire whatsoever to deal with five tons of fluffy white bullshit it iS SUMMER GODDAMMIT

I will never not reblog this. This guy is awesome!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

please, please, please do not pretend this is close to over.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

oh. oh no.

What do they put in ketchup that makes it so water-y??

Adfhkkgxbbaaa this is literally the cutest thing I think my heart just exploded

I'm gonna need to remember this prompt for when I'm having a bad day

okay so how exactly does one go about actually getting an answer from science side of tumblr cuz one of my professors wants me to write a paper on whether or not science is a ghost story and I’m not sure where to start