How Did I Actually Survive Before Coffee Was Introduced To My Diet Like Seriously Someone Please Explain

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

Sending virtual hugs

Actual Texts from my Parents

Dad: "Your mom is mad because i finnished the desert while she was in the bathroom!" Mom: "I don't believe him!! I had maybe 4 bites of this huge brownie ice cream desert and when I came back, it was gone!!!!!"

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

What’s the worst song you can think of? Not just “This is a bad song”, I’m talking an absolute cacophony. An affront to music itself. Hot melodical garbage. Someone hands you the aux cord and you get physically kicked out of the moving car.

I need more of that in my life.

Examples: Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica David Soldier - The Most Unwanted Song Horologium - Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix

okay so how exactly does one go about actually getting an answer from science side of tumblr cuz one of my professors wants me to write a paper on whether or not science is a ghost story and I’m not sure where to start

Yasssssss, Nicki! Preach🙌🏻💕