Glitter-in-her-eyes - Sass & Sparkles

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

Happy Birthday to Me...?

Haven't done laundry in like two weeks, and all my leggings are dirty😭 so, today of all days, my 20th birthday, I had to put jeans on for my 8am class. Additionally, I had an 8am class. This year is starting off great😂😂😂

i’m a simple woman; i see brie larson, and my brain produces serotonin

and I'll probably still be here when it closes at 2:00...

no fucking way

Snow: A Brief Summary

Me in November: yayyyyyy woohoooooo it’s snowing hell yeah I love snow Me in December: 🎶I'mmmmm dreaminggggg of a whiiiiiiiite Chrissssstmassssss🎶 Me in January/February: *grumble grumble* yay snow, real great, freezing my ass off out here *grumble* Me in March/April: aw the snow is melting and that makes me both happy & sad Me in May (or any summer month): wtf what is this I don’t have any desire whatsoever to deal with five tons of fluffy white bullshit it iS SUMMER GODDAMMIT

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho