I CAN'T STOP FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HE FINALLY WON THE DAMN OSCAR Like Seriously His History Of Oscar Snubs

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

Margarita drunk on a Wednesday. Test on a Thursday. This is doing life correctly yes?

Yeah for like 3 minutes then they give me the “for fucks sake just shut up already” look🙄😂

i’m a simple woman; i see brie larson, and my brain produces serotonin

“WHO’S GOT A TAMPON? I JUST GOT MY PERIOD, I will announce loudly to nobody in particular in a women’s bathroom in a San Francisco restaurant, or to a co-ed dressing room of a music festival in Prague, or to the unsuspecting gatherers in a kitchen at a party in Sydney, Munich, or Cincinnati. Invariably, across the world, I have seen and heard the rustling of female hands through backpacks and purses, until the triumphant moment when a stranger fishes one out with a kind smile. No money is ever exchanged. The unspoken universal understanding is: Today, it is my turn to take the tampon. Tomorrow, it shall be yours. There is a constant, karmic tampon circle. It also exists, I’ve found, with Kleenex, cigarettes, and ballpoint pens.”

— Amanda Palmer, The Art of Asking; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Let People Help  (via thulelohe)

I will never not reblog this. This guy is awesome!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.