When You're 45 Minutes Late To Your Two Hour Class...

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

I'm gonna need to remember this prompt for when I'm having a bad day

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john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.

me: why

brain: you gotta

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I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.