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Hey y'all, a heads up.

Dr. Gallagher was recently the subject of a viral tweet thread because she almost killed one of my friends via neglect and gaslighting. A transphobic journalist is trying to capitalize on that to fearmonger. Please signal boost this, share it to other Discords, etc. No one deserves to be used by a transphobe for a hit piece.

Sorry if you're seeing this multiple places but I am piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.

I have no clue where I was going with this. Have fun.

(Do not like without Reblogging.)

Woah, bro you right. That's really cool, thanks.

Yuu: Yo, Azul!

Yuu: What kind of octopus are you?

Azul: Why..?

Yuu: I wish to know how edible you are.

the RESTRICT act, meant to prevent US citizens from accessing products by foreign companies the US government deems a threat, will result in more than just tiktok being shut down. this is a serious breach of freedom and access to information people dismiss easily because tiktok is put at the forefront of it.

I ain't getting cursed I already have enough bad shit happening🥲

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

H̷a̷p̷p̷y̷ ̷B̷i̷r̷t̷h̷d̷a̷y̷

I MEANT HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE🎉🎉🎊🎊

And happy birthday Gakushuu.

Overblot!Yuu. Just OB!Yuu brainrot

Let's say this is after chapter 7 and Malleus already overbloted so he doesn't have that much control over his magic as he did before.

Cause if he did OB!Yuu would be out almost immediately.

The way OB!yuu overblots is because they're constantly under so much stress (we all knew that tho).

They're constantly in a state where they're zoned out which is why they almost never talk and constantly helping others 'cause they want to distract themself.

That's why they don't cut off the people that have wronged them multiple times.

The reason they stay in NRC is because something's always going on and they don't have to think about their situation.

So when they're left alone for too long they start thinking.

OB!Yuu finally grasps the horrible reality of their situation when they're in Ramshackle all by themselves.

When OB!Yuu overblots they look like a mix between a circus performer and the ringleader of a circus.

Their weapon's a whip.

The blot monster behind them resembles The Horned King from "The Black Cauldron".

OB!Yuu has a vast army under them, which includes the troll-like Creeper, the hunters of Annuvin, the draconic Gwythaints, and, obviously, the Cauldron Born.

OB!Yuu would have increased strength and be able to teleport.

OB!Yuu is really cruel to all the boys (Just look at clips of The Horned King but imagine that but also with verbal abuse).

Especially Grim and Adeuce.

They practically put OB!Yuu through hell since their first day in NRC.

Since OB!Yuu doesn't have magic the blot would suck on their life force until they die.

If/when OB!Yuu is finally defeated everyone is tired and in shock.

They never knew OB!Yuu hated them so much! If at all.

Although the constant complains about the head mage and wanting to go home made sense. They had had been in Twisted Wonderland for almost a year now after all.

When OB!Yuu wakes up people try being nicer to them, especially Grim, but OB!Yuu ignores them and is openly distasteful to all of them (maybe besides Jack and Trey).

OB!Yuu skips classes to look in the library for ways home since Crowley obviously isn't doing it.

They also sleep in the library and completely stop feeding Grim since they know the boys will take care of him (plus I'm pretty sure the Mc almost never eats since they're always buying tuna for Grim).

When they can't find anything in NRC they reach out to RSA who are happy to help.

Making OB!Yuu permanently leave NRC.

RSA very quicly finds OB!Yuu a home 'cause there are simaler spells. And after finding OB!Yuu a way home they thank RSA, probably crying, and leave.

When the boys at NRC decide to finally get OB!Yuu they discover theyre gone and sadness ensues.

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

ruzzian warship - go fuck yourself

I can't believe it's been a year of a full-scale invasion... And I definitely can't believe it's been 365 days 11 months 27 days 21 hours and 39 minutes.

It was hard for me to fall asleep that day. I was playing some games and had a strong feeling of anxiety. Though, I thought - they won't attack us.

That was my biggest mistake.

The first 3 months were a living hell. Surrounded, with no food and medicine in the city, having my first volunteering trips to nearby villages, surviving a day, when two russians break into my granny's house, while I was there alone with my younger sister. After that day, I'm still sleeping with a knife under my pillow. Never thought that something like this can happen in my life. Never thought it can be real.

Thousands are dead. Killed, tortured and raped. Women, Men, Children. Thousands of Lives are destroyed. A year ago, was the last calm day for many of us.

Today, I want to ask you for one thing - remember the price of freedom. I don't know if I survive this war, but still, I have the nerve to ask you to light a candle on this day or just to stop for a second and remember that right now Ukrainians are paying the biggest price for freedom.

Thank you for your help. Thank you for being with us.

Slava Ukraini

Yuu: Y'know I hate you, right?

Ace: You've been telling me that since we've met... Why?

Yuu: I just thought you'd look really pretty with long hair.

Ace: Why are you telling me this?

Yuu: 'Cause, if you somehow got really long hair I'd give you a pretty pass to being an asshole. I gave Deuce one already, he's not an asshole but he is stupid which I hate just as much.

Ace:

Ace: I'll go look for some spells.