Yuu: Y'know I Hate You, Right?

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Gakuhou: What are you drinking?

Gakushuu: Vodka.

Gakuhou: Straight?

Gakushuu: No, gay. Why?

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Gakuhou: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Gakushuu: Heck.

Gakuhou: You're on thin fucking ice.

Gakuhou: Oh no-

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Koro-sensei: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Koro-sensei: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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Gakushuu, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Gakushuu: Kill me nowwwww.

Isogai: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Terasaka: Itona just insisted Hazama and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Terasaka: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Karma, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Rio: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Kayano: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…

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*Terasaka falls over*

Hazama: Terasaka! Are you alright?

Terasaka: Is that you, God?

Hazama: What?

Terasaka: It's just, you sound a lot more like Hazama than I expected.

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Gakuhou: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Quick guide to scam spotting

You get an ask to reblog a pinned post! But something seems odd. Let's see...Does anything get checked off on this list?

Someone who followed you recently

Ask says to answer privately

Pinned post is for an animal

Anything checked off? Ok! Now for another check on the list. Scroll the blog a little and check the posts. What gets checked off now?

Pinned post is a day old or so

Random posts all reblogged minutes apart

Very few posts are seen

So did you check off anything new? Alright! Now for the final list of things to check. If you search the username/etc in tumblr search, do you see anything on this list?

Several alerts

Screenshots showing the pinned post from other blogs

Ask is copy/pasted to many users

Some asks calling out the asker for scamming

If the blog sending an ask has checked off all these marks, then congrats! You spotted a scam blog in the wild. Please make others aware of it's existence to ensure it's dealt with properly.

If you appreciate this tour guides tips to spotting scammers, feel free to throw pocket change at me so I can buy some food.

in the last 24 hours staff has told a trans woman (maia crimew) a rape threat in her inbox doesn’t count as violating TOS, and deleted a trans woman’s completely normal average blog (charlottan) happy fucking pride lmao

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Twst incorrect quotes #11

Cater: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Cater: My Magicam banner photo is a landscape.

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Yuu: Yeah, I don’t like people.

Crowley: Oh, well now that’s not fair Yuu. Have you met all of them?

Yuu: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards! You're a perfect example.

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*Yuu talking about their world*

Yuu: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.

Yuu: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live there.

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Azul, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Idia: ....That’s a gecko—

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*Yuu walking into the dorm leaders meeting*

Yuu: Sorry I'm late.

Yuu: I was doing…

Yuu: Stuff.

Azul: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!