Yuu: Woooooow...

Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.

Twist quotes #01

FIRST YEARS' REACTIONS TO BEING TOLD "I LOVE YOU"

Ace: Thanks fam!

Yuu: Oh no…

Jack: *cries* I love you too.

Epel: Sounds fake, but ok.

Deuce: *a flustered mess*

Sebek: Can I get a refund?

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Deuce: Wait. Where's Epel? He loves *insert twst's version of dungeons and dragons*

Ace: I thought you invited him.

Jack: I thought Sebek invited him. 

Sebek: "I thought Sebek invited him"

Sebek: The only person I'll ever invite is Malleus-sama. 

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Ace: So, Duece is late today. Wanna bet why?

Ace: I say he somehow slipped through a grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man. 

Yuu: I bet 50 madol his alarm didn't go off or he was in line at the cafeteria. 

Jack: Take this more seriously! He was clearly taken in his sleep! 

Sebek: I bet he tucked himself in bed too tightly and got stuck. 

Epel: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's more interesting..? 

*Deuce finally arrives*

Deuce: Sorry I'm late, there was a problem in the cafeteria. 

Yuu clapping excitedly: YES! Now hand 'em over bitches! 

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Epel: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

Sebek: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. 

Jack: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. 

Ace: I have a piece of graphite in my leg 'cause I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in first grade. 

Deuce: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and pulled it in my hand so I got a bad burn. 

Yuu: I have emotional scars. 

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Jack to the first years: I'd die for you guys. 

Sebek: Then perish. 

Ace: You will. 

Deuce: please don't. 

Epel: Cool. 

Yuu: I'd die for you first. 

Quick sketches!

CSM X ASSCLASS

Ask me about my AU's if you can :)

I don’t normally ask for a lot but please help my friend find her sister, the last time she was seen was august 4th 2022 around 6 am. She was wearing black and red plaid pajama pants and a black hoodie. Last places she was seen was 3110 Norway pl norfolk virginia. She’s a black girl around 5’5 with brown hair and blonde dyed tips and faded red streaks in her hair.

@seraphsanzu @strawberriebunn @kyovtani (sorry for tagging y’all i just need to get a boost 😞)

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?

Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Gakushuu, crying: It's working.

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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?

Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.

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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!

Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.

Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.

Gakushuu: It was very deep.

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Rio: Define “dream”.

Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Isogai: That’s too dark!

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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?

Gakuhou: Yes.

Gakushuu: So, then it's...

Gakuhou: All downhill from here.

Gakushuu: Like Rio.

Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.

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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?

Kayano: Is it nice?

Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Nagisa: It was one time!

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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Gakushuu: Sex.

Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.

Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.

Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Irina: Food.

Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?

Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.

Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!

Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!

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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

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rose hunt-clover, a literal plant turned human due to science club shenanigans

he insists on calling trey and rook “papa”, though one of them is much more adamant about upholding this title than the other

please don't like without reblogging!

Theyre so THEM UGH

Light: You see, Ryuk, dressing as a woman will disguise me much better than wearing a hoodie! It's all part of the plan.

Ryuk: Hm, doesn't seem like that's all it is. You're getting quite worked up over if stuff matches.

Light: I can't just throw things together! It could give me away!

Ryuk: You looked happier putting on a skirt than when you killed Lind L whatever.