Twist quotes #01
FIRST YEARS' REACTIONS TO BEING TOLD "I LOVE YOU"
Ace: Thanks fam!
Yuu: Oh no…
Jack: *cries* I love you too.
Epel: Sounds fake, but ok.
Deuce: *a flustered mess*
Sebek: Can I get a refund?
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Deuce: Wait. Where's Epel? He loves *insert twst's version of dungeons and dragons*
Ace: I thought you invited him.
Jack: I thought Sebek invited him.
Sebek: "I thought Sebek invited him"
Sebek: The only person I'll ever invite is Malleus-sama.
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Ace: So, Duece is late today. Wanna bet why?
Ace: I say he somehow slipped through a grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Yuu: I bet 50 madol his alarm didn't go off or he was in line at the cafeteria.
Jack: Take this more seriously! He was clearly taken in his sleep!
Sebek: I bet he tucked himself in bed too tightly and got stuck.
Epel: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's more interesting..?
*Deuce finally arrives*
Deuce: Sorry I'm late, there was a problem in the cafeteria.
Yuu clapping excitedly: YES! Now hand 'em over bitches!
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Epel: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Sebek: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jack: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Ace: I have a piece of graphite in my leg 'cause I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in first grade.
Deuce: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and pulled it in my hand so I got a bad burn.
Yuu: I have emotional scars.
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Jack to the first years: I'd die for you guys.
Sebek: Then perish.
Ace: You will.
Deuce: please don't.
Epel: Cool.
Yuu: I'd die for you first.
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they’re plagiarising both mine and @fukashiin’s works. i came across their blog bc i saw them in my notifs and thought their blog was cute and decided to check them out only to find them plagiarising other ppl’s works. reblogs are greatly appreciated! i apologise for putting this in the main tags but i need this post to reach out as far as it can zzz
Not to mention I was having a dream about MLP characters beating up MHA characters. 💀
Twst quotes #03
Kalim: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Deuce: Good morning.
Epel: Good morning.
Jack: Good morning.
Crewel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Grim: Thanks for not telling Yuu what happened.
Trey, Dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Jamil: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Epel: What?
Jamil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Yuu: You three explain right now!
Ace: It was Grim.
Deuce: It was Grim.
Epel: It was Grim.
Grim:
Grim: … Fuck.
dec 13, 2022
we literally have just a few days to act. the senate is debating about putting KOSA, the Kids Online Safety Act, into the omnibus spending bill. if it is added, it WILL pass. despite the title and content of the bill seeming to be about protecting kids, we know everytime someone claims they are "saving the children" they have more sinister goals
which is why Senator Blumenthal is working with one of the biggest transphobes in the senate, Marsha Blackburn, to force this bill through, and claiming they are listening to LGBT voices when they are blatantly ignoring us.
essentially this bill gives every state attorney generals the power to remove anything they deem 'harmful' to kids online. you can see how a state like Texas or Florida would run with that, yes? it also forces you to upload your government ID online to access the internet. the bill will create a 'commission' led by handpicked members of the govt to oversee what is and isn't allowed online. it will lead to mass censorship of anything related to race or LGBT content. in a post-Roe world too? say goodbye to any abortion/sex-related info.
they are doing a shit ton of PR for this, including claiming they are listening to LGBT voices. i mean just look.
two weeks ago, 90+ human rights, LGBT, and tech orgs signed onto an open letter telling Senators NOT to pass this bill. in response, over 230 orgs led by the American Psychological Association signed a letter urging senators to. it's really fucking bad. like i can't sleep because of this. i didn't expect this to happen. we really really need people to speak up.
if this bill goes through it will literally kill off the internet as we know it
the best way to fight against this bill is to call these specific senators (if you have dem senators, call them too)
nancy pelosi (202) 225-4965 roger wicker (202) 224-6253 chuck schumer (202) 224-6542 maria cantwell (202) 224-3441
call script below:
For Wicker only:
I'm calling because I'm asking the Senator to vote no on KOSA S.3663 from being added to the omnibus and being put through the Senate. The re-released text of the bill is still not adequate enough, and it's being rushed. This bill does not belong in an omnibus anyway. As a Gen Z, I also want to protect kids. I've been there. But this language is not ready yet. It should not move forward at all.
Hello Senator __:
My name is _, and I strongly urge you to oppose the dangerously misguided KOSA bill from being added to the omnibus spending bill. Bills like this should not be included in spending bills. Over 90 human rights and LGBT organizations have spoken out against this bill.
KOSA gives state attorney generals full power to sue any website if they see it has anything that is “inappropriate for children”'. For the past year, Republicans claimed everything LGBT is “grooming” children and we ended up with a shooting in Colorado and bomb threats sent to hospitals, NO senator should support a bill with vague phrasing like this. Before that, they successful removed books on race due to "CRT". This gives them a pass to do this to the entire internet. KOSA will only lead to more harm towards minorities and LGBT youth across the nation by censoring everything online.
The Heritage Foundation said they will use KOSA to target LGBT kids, specifically trans kids. In a post-Roe world, they will even use KOSA to censor resources on abortion. Anything they dislike will be targeted.
A bill this huge and this impactful should not be added to any spending bill. Even if it was a small bill, it has nothing to do with the omnibus spending bill and shouldn't be added at ALL. It needs more time being discussed. There should be hearings on it as well
We all care about kids mental health. We all want to hold Big Tech accountable, but this is NOT it. This will give Big Tech more power while taking away resources from the most vulnerable children. It is not the solution.
Please, do NOT support this bill. Do the right thing, and VOTE NO on KOSA.
Image prompt
Light: You see, Ryuk, dressing as a woman will disguise me much better than wearing a hoodie! It's all part of the plan.
Ryuk: Hm, doesn't seem like that's all it is. You're getting quite worked up over if stuff matches.
Light: I can't just throw things together! It could give me away!
Ryuk: You looked happier putting on a skirt than when you killed Lind L whatever.
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How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children