You get an ask to reblog a pinned post! But something seems odd. Let's see...Does anything get checked off on this list?
Someone who followed you recently
Ask says to answer privately
Pinned post is for an animal
Anything checked off? Ok! Now for another check on the list. Scroll the blog a little and check the posts. What gets checked off now?
Pinned post is a day old or so
Random posts all reblogged minutes apart
Very few posts are seen
So did you check off anything new? Alright! Now for the final list of things to check. If you search the username/etc in tumblr search, do you see anything on this list?
Several alerts
Screenshots showing the pinned post from other blogs
Ask is copy/pasted to many users
Some asks calling out the asker for scamming
If the blog sending an ask has checked off all these marks, then congrats! You spotted a scam blog in the wild. Please make others aware of it's existence to ensure it's dealt with properly.
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Twst incorrect quotes #08
Epel: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Deuce: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Kalim: I can't believe you've done this.....
Yuu: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Kalim, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON!
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*First years talking about past crushes*
Deuce: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Ace: What the hell do you do?
Deuce: I die? What kinda question…
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Yuu: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
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Cater: °sapnu puaS
Azul: What??
Lilia: What language is that.
Cater: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Cater was removed from the group chat*
"content creator" is a corporate word.
Thanks for giving me a chance ❤
B5 week day 2- fears
Even in the summer, kunugigaoka follows. It’s not easy for the golden children either, is it?
Twist quotes #01
FIRST YEARS' REACTIONS TO BEING TOLD "I LOVE YOU"
Ace: Thanks fam!
Yuu: Oh no…
Jack: *cries* I love you too.
Epel: Sounds fake, but ok.
Deuce: *a flustered mess*
Sebek: Can I get a refund?
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Deuce: Wait. Where's Epel? He loves *insert twst's version of dungeons and dragons*
Ace: I thought you invited him.
Jack: I thought Sebek invited him.
Sebek: "I thought Sebek invited him"
Sebek: The only person I'll ever invite is Malleus-sama.
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Ace: So, Duece is late today. Wanna bet why?
Ace: I say he somehow slipped through a grate and is having terrible sex with the mole man.
Yuu: I bet 50 madol his alarm didn't go off or he was in line at the cafeteria.
Jack: Take this more seriously! He was clearly taken in his sleep!
Sebek: I bet he tucked himself in bed too tightly and got stuck.
Epel: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he's more interesting..?
*Deuce finally arrives*
Deuce: Sorry I'm late, there was a problem in the cafeteria.
Yuu clapping excitedly: YES! Now hand 'em over bitches!
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Epel: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Sebek: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Jack: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Ace: I have a piece of graphite in my leg 'cause I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in first grade.
Deuce: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and pulled it in my hand so I got a bad burn.
Yuu: I have emotional scars.
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Jack to the first years: I'd die for you guys.
Sebek: Then perish.
Ace: You will.
Deuce: please don't.
Epel: Cool.
Yuu: I'd die for you first.
I heard her... 😰
Twst incorrect quotes #09
Yuu: You have gone to far. You have captured me. Enslaved your whole dorm. Lied and manipulated me since the very beginning. All that I could forgive. But Jamil…
Jamil: What?
Yuu: A hoodie in this heat?
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Azul: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Or
Yuu to Crowley: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Rook: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Vil*
Vil: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I have a MUCH elegant posture, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Yuu: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a fistfight with a student tryna start some shit*
Yuu: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*