Big Neon Sign Over My Head Saying “please Ask Me About My Summer Plans” Because I Finally Have Some

sorry for my recent breakdown. do you still think i'm hot?

My woke™️ professor to a classroom of non English majors in a 3000 level English literature course:

A: Keep skimming! You’ll figure it out eventually, you cold reading ass.

literally insane to me that some bitch hasn’t wifey’ed me tf up yet. am i not hot enough (obviously i am), is my hair not silky enough (unlikely), are my eyes not big brown and wet enough (impossible), is my ass not fat enough (don’t make me laugh) so ?????

manifesting this year that some hot mf swoops in and pushes me against a wall (with love). bonus points if it’s a hot butch, mandatory that we get a little gay with it

No cause after the first few posts I saw about it I went to the tag to figure out what was going on and all the top posts were so vague or complaining about it like WHAT HAPPENED

i’m sorry i’m breaking my silence.

i am annoyed by the will wood hair war.

it takes up like the ENTIRE will wood tag at any given time of the day. it was funny for like a week and now it’s just lowk annoying

Not to oversimplify the human experience but I think a lot of couples that get divorced are being way too dramatic like…

I get it if something really terrible happened why you guys would be trying to ruin each other’s lives but if you guys just Don’t Like Each Other and it simply Isn’t Working Out then

CALM DOWN and just move on????? I know the government makes divorce hard but then get mad at the government and other systems that make divorce hard and not each other????

Again not trying to belittle or oversimplify but—

Such a fuxkin mood bc I don’t know what the difference between enjoying an activity versus dreading it really is…the only way I can tell the difference is by whether or not I get a stomach ache

Wait wait WAIT

When y’all experience emotions- You are able to know how you are feeling based on an actual ‘feeling’?

It’s not just drawing from context clues?? because the way that I understood it was:

-I am doing an activity I enjoy, I am not experiencing any physical signs of distress, therefore I probably ‘feel’ happy-

But no? Emotional feelings are actual specific feelings? Separate from physicality?

“Identifiable through vibe alone” as my friend so eloquently describes it

I feel the need to elaborate slightly

Polyamorous og ducklings being stable and normal is hilarious bc why is it that after working together for a few years they are able to be in a decent relationship but House and Wilson can’t manage to figure out their own emotions after knowing each other for over a decade

(Bc polyamorous OG ducklings implies that the fic takes place in an early season)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

Use tumblr like a diary, paper and ink costs money but going to your local library and using their internet is free

quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr

hey so fuck you actually, i know you hate youself and stuff but i’m actually in love with you and everything will feel better if i kiss you on the lips

source: trust me bro