whats uyor fucjing problem
You know what this is really insensitive to ask because I have a very complicated relationship with babies. At one point I was in fact a baby and I had a dog. That dog ran around a lot and at one point picked me up with its feral jowels and dragged me about my living room. The carpet was so rough against my soft little baby skin and gave me 👏PERMANENT👏SCARS👏 along my entire body. I look like someone took a panini press to my entire baby body. We ended up keeping the dog for a few more years but every day I could only quiver in fear for my soft baby skin because of that dog.
Think before you speak.
Gods strongest soldier (me) explaining why it’s actually cool and sexy for me to be reading fanfiction on the corporate iPad
you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"
can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you
womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas
I see you tagged this post with Leroy Jethro Gibbs…that man is the opposite of bitchless (both in my head and in canon)
Watch ur mouth…
leave him alone that's my emotional support grumpy middle aged white man with a layered past and zero bitches who's also really good at his job
shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them
Being an ugly girl with a crush feels like being a sex offender
Queerbaiting also implies author intention and as I’ve said time and time again: nobody writes queer rep like authors that have no intention of doing so and are actually a little homophobic about the implications
i see a lot of people call hilson queerbait and i dont entirely disagree but…i also dont entirely agree either? yknow? like i think theres a LOT of subtext and implications to the point where its kinda just up for interpretation on what their relationship is like and whether its purely platonic, romantic, or even just some Secret Third Thing.
I think the show makes it abundantly clear, however, that its more than just a friendship. not that it means in necessarily romantic or anything, but it still runs deeper than like, the average perception of two friends. if that makes any sense.
overall idk i think calling hilson queerbait straight up is just Not entirely true and kind of undermines their relationship.
It’s you!!!! You’re the one responsible for me losing sleep last night because I forced myself to read all of your Hilson collection!!!! You’re the worm in my brain making me reevaluate my real life over some old men!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Also thank you I love you never change keep writing
Finally finished the scene in my Hilson fic that was giving me so many problems, which I have affectionately titled "Scary Immunology Intern attempts Wilson-style 'comforting the distressed person,' 14 dead, 36 injured."
brown eyes are made of dreams
Transman Wilson has my soul no I’m not projecting you’re projecting