Things To Say When You’re Staring At Your Reflection Number 396:

Gig, I need to know: thoughts on passwords?

PASSWORDS ARE FOR THE ILL AND THE DYING. I FIND THAT PEOPLE WHO STEAL PASSWORDS ARE AFRAID OF THOSE WITHOUT THEM BECAUSE THEY UNDERESTIMATE THE SHEER POWER OF MY COMPUTER. IT CAN SNIFF OUT A THIEF LIKE A DOG AFTER A SQUIRREL, TAKING THE THIEF’S “NIMBLE” FINGERS WITHIN ITS ELECTRICAL TENDRILS AND SNAPPING THEM IN TWO. I DO NOT NEED PASSWORDS. NEITHER DO YOU

rb if feminine-presenting trans-masc people are valid

i want a close friend to know that theyre accepted

I feel the need to elaborate slightly

Polyamorous og ducklings being stable and normal is hilarious bc why is it that after working together for a few years they are able to be in a decent relationship but House and Wilson can’t manage to figure out their own emotions after knowing each other for over a decade

(Bc polyamorous OG ducklings implies that the fic takes place in an early season)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

The most intimate experience I’ve ever had with another person has got to be when my friend and I drove around for over an hour and she just patiently listened to my rant about House MD and Hilson even tho she had never watched it and it also wasn’t the type of media she engaged in. And half way through the drive she started constructing a playlist specifically of songs that were so Hilson coded “for inspiration” and once there were a few songs on the playlist we started taking turns explaining what exactly in the song FELT Hilson coded and it’s the closest I’ve felt to being understood

My university does this thing called a “lavender graduation” which is just a small commencement ceremony for the queers on campus

And when I don’t socialize much I forget how visibly transgender and queer I am (even when I introduce myself as a cisgender woman)

Which led to me being really confused the past few days about why so many people, many who I didn’t know very well, either asked if I would be attending lavender graduation or they assumed I would be there and asked questions about the event

Like I know I have a mullet and glasses and a stupid sense of fashion but stop clocking me before I clock your shit with a car

whats uyor fucjing problem

You know what this is really insensitive to ask because I have a very complicated relationship with babies. At one point I was in fact a baby and I had a dog. That dog ran around a lot and at one point picked me up with its feral jowels and dragged me about my living room. The carpet was so rough against my soft little baby skin and gave me 👏PERMANENT👏SCARS👏 along my entire body. I look like someone took a panini press to my entire baby body. We ended up keeping the dog for a few more years but every day I could only quiver in fear for my soft baby skin because of that dog.

Think before you speak.

Thing that never happened that would drive me insane: House calling Wilson “pretty boy” to make fun of him bc he likes how flustered Wilson gets about it and one day Wilson calls House “stud” or some corny shit and they just keep going back and forth with those names for several weeks and everyone’s like “please fuck already I can’t handle this” and then they do :)

I need it

Went to a zine fest and took a picture of a bumper sticker that said “honk if you love old man yaoi” so I could show it to my friend and as I was trying to text her a picture of it SHE SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE BUMPER STICKER and the caption was “this you?”

hyperfixation so bad people associate it me with it

google show me this guy wet and whimpering