I Dont Care If Mondays Rife,tuesday Qednesday Full Of Strife, Thursday Fuck My Baka Life, Its Friday

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

hey so fuck you actually, i know you hate youself and stuff but i’m actually in love with you and everything will feel better if i kiss you on the lips

source: trust me bro

Absolute yapper‼️‼️

I spent the past 2 weeks in a feverish depressed state I haven’t felt since before I started medication and over the past few days that has been cured by the following (in no particular order):

1) Tomadachi for the switch being announced

2) The Crane Wives tour that I got tickets for

3) Hilson content on my dash (I’m not even that serious about House MD)

4) Seeing my friends :)

5) Will Wood and the Tapeworms Tour

6) Getting into my dream grad school with a partial scholarship

7) Visibly Queer Androgynous Baddie called me hot

Thank u that is all :)

I saw Will Wood live and he admitted to being disappointed by smut written about him bc they described his dick as “just okay” or some shit like that

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

This test called me autistic (correct) and touch starved (also correct) and I DONT LIKE IT

where’s that personality test where you pick from different colors and then it reads your emotional state for complete filth

Did you know that if a baby ran 35 miles per hour it would outrun a dog?

People that don’t pick at their skin and recommend these “picking toys” won’t get it when I say that the satisfaction that comes from picking isn’t the act of removal, the satisfaction come from the feeling of ripping my skin apart bit by bit

When is it my turn

I missed you

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you