Dude..... Not Cool... Don't You Know That Babies Are Our Future? Leave Them Alone
dude..... not cool... don't you know that babies are our future? leave them alone
Babies are NOT our future. They are our history. Babies were actually invented by John S. Baby back in 1732. Before that people actually gave birth to fully grown adults and it was k-wording all of the women (and some of the men too). Then John S. Baby came along and went “hey, maybe make them smaller” and he did. Sure, Mr. Baby k-worded a lot of people in the process, but it was for the greater good of humanity.
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Hi!! Real fan of your blog!! I have a question for you: cologne or sprite?
Neither. I don’t drink anything. Only solids for this big boy!
get you a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 who e
E…..ats the word of the lord. Consumes it from their they/them mouthussy
would you let me into your room so i can sit awkwardly on the ground wearing an oversized t shirt and look at your posters like a squirrel searching for threats before proceeding to say nothing and stare at you until you speak to me. would you let me do this
Happy Macklemore Sunday
Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss
fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill
I have a project that determines if I graduate with honors due in 3(?) days and it isn’t finished but my brain decided to hyper focus on writing self indulgent SVU fanfiction which is funny because I haven’t actually engaged in writing for weeks but yesterday I wrote 5k words about a ship I didn’t even ship until I had a prophetic dream about it
I will not admit what the ship is unless someone asks (it is mlm if that helps or hinders you)
today im thinking about my many many desires. no i wont be communicating them you stupud fuckinggggg idiot
Fun fact! This is what happens when you spend 20+ minutes nonstop adding pictures of Robert Sean Leonard to a Pinterest board called GIMME ONE CHANCE:
