This Is A Good Evolution 

Keith: *is gone*

Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet

So... hear me out.

I had this weird idea at 2AM last night, and it kinda morphed into something...  What if Lance could shapeshift?  Just Imagine all the shit he’d get up to-

Lance becoming a girl so he can understand what it’s really like. Lance turning into different animals- a dog, a goldfish, a giant blue lion... Lance changing his hair color and length, turning it blue, green, red; giving himself a mullet or long, wavy locks.  Lance turning into a giant snake to scare the shit out of Keith. Lance giving himself huge muscles and entering space wrestling competitions. Lance entering space drag races  And winning Lance growing another two feet to scare off a man’s unwanted advances to a girl.  Lance turning into the other paladins for a day and making them incredibly uncomfortable. (They actually thought he was Shiro for half an hour) Lance stretching his arms out long to pull Pidge back for a hug. Lance shrinking a little so Keith can bend down to kiss him. 

idek it’s kinda weird my mind is a strange place but if you want to do something with this? art? fanfic? more headcanons? PLEASE DO! Just remember to credit me and maybe send it to me when you’re done!

Klance Headcanons

My heart is currently at the mercy of these two cinnamon rolls so here have some fluffy Klance headcanons

・ Keith has some light bouts of insomnia, so sometimes Lance will wake up at 3 AM to find him staring out the window and muttering to himself. - Lance always complains about how it ‘disturbs his beauty sleep’, but he actually kinda likes being able to force more cuddles out of Keith -And once and a while they’ll have these crazy midnight talks about everything and anything  like honestly it’ll go from wondering what the Galra’s real motives are to laughing until their lungs hurt over a knock knock joke.

・ Lance is typically the flirty/overly sexual one, right? But if keith so much as holds his hand he turns into a blushing, nervous mess. -It’s honestly so freaking adorable

・ Keih has to literally drag lance out of bed in the mornings -But if he’s lucky Lance’ll be coherent enough to pull him down for a lil kissy  (or two. or ten.)

・ Lance never forgets a single anniversary. Ever. -He keeps track of how many months, weeks, days, and even hours they’ve been together and can recite it on the spot. -Keith kinda likes it, but at the same time is just a little wierded out. ・ One time an alien flirted with Keith and because he was really confused??? he kind of flirted back -BUT LANCE practically threw himself between them and began the sassiest showdown ever (finger snapping definitely involved) -because keith is HIS boyfriend and no one is ever going to take that away. nuh uh. no one. -(if an alien tried to flirt with Lance, Keith would probably just grab him, kiss him hard, and walk away) (Lance would probably faint)

・ Keith tries rly hard to be romantic and will buy Lance flowers and his favorite chocolates whenever possible -but he’s always stuttering and bright red whenever he gives them to Lance and of course he gets teased about it for ages -In the middle of space this might be kinda hard to buy chocolates but idk AUs are great use yo brains

these bois tho help plz

Any ideas? suggestion? My ask box is open!

NOTE: 2nd image is from June 22-ish

“A tartan collar. Really.”

*Offended* “Tartan iS STYLISH!!!”

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt... • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”

Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty

Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm

Lance: is anyone else scared?

Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.

i love how in lotor’s group all the girls have practical armour with short hair or no hair at all and the guy is the one wearing a skirt and rocking long flowing locks

DON’T DO QUINTESSENCE KIDS