—SATORU YOU BRAT

"Do I fall under the 'Monkey' category, Suguru-san? I am half human, half sorcerer after all."

-Markus Bloodsong ( @the-chosens-pearl )

—aint fully a sorcerer huh? I might think about that basing off you as person.

She’s using her CT on you (she’s a polydactyl so she has mitten paws! I call them murder mittens bc she’s a biter and scratcher)

I don’t wanna get up look at her :(

—🪴

—shes so cute help meh

What's your favorite sex position?

-💙

—i think it might be a 69 or like...a mean mating press

Well I'm already in noodles cult, can I be in both?

—sure! Idm new members, i look forward to them.

—im sorry ml im still literally half asleep i dont realize what im doing.

My brain isnt braining

OMLLL MY BABY MY BIGGEST FANNNN❤️❤️❤️

Ily bby😫

*cough*getos-typing*cough*

can u make noodle go 2 bed? they listen 2 u

— please go to sleep noodle @noodle-is-unstable

oil up daddy

—okay bet sweetie

Would it impress to to know I had a hostage situation against toji today and it looked like this?

Please be impressed

—it is impressive to the point i might get afraid or either proud

SUGUUUUU IM NOT SICK ANYMORE >:)

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSSSS

-🌹

—what about you lie down on the bed and let me take care of everything else?

Noodle, where did all those people go? And you, what is your name sir?

-🐛

—Suguru, Suguru Geto. Cult leader at exact.