Well I'm Already In Noodles Cult, Can I Be In Both?

let me join ur cult

—aight c'mere

Can I volunteer as tribute to find out which one it is?

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—aight. Spread these legs for daddy, sweet girl.

what are u so emo for

—what are yo so rude for

ARE YOU ALIVE!?? MY CUTIE!??

—🫶

—yes, im alive! I've been a bit busy because of the holidays, and i think ill be answering asks soon!

—woke up all sweaty hating the world phone on 6 % with headache and dry throat. Save me please

I feel like you'd be the type to like Nirvana. The grunge type style too.

Take that how you will!

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—girly youre so real

but hes not finished 😞 i need to buy more yarn!! (been putting it off because yarn is expensive)

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—i can be your sugar daddy and send u money for it bbg.

I would set the world on fire for you

—lets do it together then! Let's just sit and watch as those filthy monkeys burn!! (Just not my cult members)

I’m almost done.. my back hurts from sitting all day n crocheting 🥺 🪷anon gets it (they don’t love u like i love u)

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—come here then, I'll give you s good massage and we can cuddle.

Oh goody!! I love chaos!

I stole Gojo's mochi.

And definitely nothing else. There is nothing behind me if that's what you're thinking

—lets blow them all up together and afterwards eat mochi in peace