Hi! I Was Wondering If You Could Recommend Any Fics Where Lydia Isn't Hailed As Some Sort Of Genius Goddess.

barty x evan

i want to wear his initial on a chain 'round my neck chain 'round my neck not because he owns me but 'cause he really knows me

Why am I having visions of exotic dancer a-la Magic Mike Buck and club bouncer Tommy in my head?

Maybe no one knows they’re dating until a new dancer joins the crew and gets a little too handsy with Buck and Tommy can’t help but stake his claim.

Someone helppppppppp

My current aesthetic is twink!jared getting fucked by Jensen, a renowned Hollywood actor, for the first time on set, and literally seeing Jensen bulging out of his stomach

((how did you know I have a belly bulge kink???))

But, yes. Y e s. Jensen being this 50-year-old actor that’s known everywhere in Hollywood, and Jared, still in his teens, trying to make a name for himself but struggling to. 

Jensen so graciously accepts to mentor him, which Jay is over the moon for. He thinks Jensen see’s potential in him to be a great actor (and he does, to an extent), but all Jensen’s been dreaming of since he met the boy is how pretty the lanky boy would look down in his knees and with his mouth stretched out impossibly wide to fit in Jensen’s thick length down his throat. 

Little does Jensen know, that Jared’s a man-killer. A heartbreaker and a siren all in one. Jensen nearly cries when Jared beautifully sinks his lubed up cunt onto Jensen’s thickness. It’s better than any pussy he’s ever had, and Jared knows the look Jensen has as he pounds up hard and fast into teenage-pussy. It’s the face of an addict. Jensen’s done for from the very first fuck. 

Jensen loves how skinny Jared is, and how flexible he is. When he shifts at just the right angle, Jensen’s cock bulges through Jay’s belly. Jared loved watched his stomach extend. Looking Jensen in the eyes, Jared says:

“It looks like you got me pregnant, you dirty old man.”

💞🍒💞

I imagine Jay being a sex spoiled brat who gets everything he wants from his daddy, after a while. Jensen does everything for him, because the sex is so good, and he’d do anything for Jared if it means he gets to keep fucking into his cunt day after day. Poor Jensen is forever pussy-drunk. 

Imagine Jared kitten licking at Jensen’s cock slit and asking him to get him a big acting gig and Jensen saying yes, yes, yes because he knows Jay won’t continue if he denies him. Spoiled sugar baby Jared is a dream 🍭

4 /glimpse / 79 words

@jegulus-microfic

Regulus was so pathetic, standing behind the locker rooms after a quidditch match he didn’t play — just to catch a glimpse of James Potter.

He felt like he had been standing outside forever, crouched behind the building as every single player cleared out of the locker room except for James.

Regulus was about to give up, about to walk back to the castle himself, when a couple things happened at once. There was a sudden sound of water spraying from the showers, followed by the one sentence that had him finally running inside:

“You gonna join me, Black, or just keep standing out there?”

Jegulus high school vampire au but it's really funny bc Reg is the typical 'old-money, brooding, wears black 24/7' guy with two puncture scars on his neck so people always joke about him secretly being a vampire

Meanwhile his cute, clingy, friends with everybody, 'COLOUR MAKES ME HAPPY :D' bf James Potter is standing right next to him knowing that he -the actual vampire bf- literally drank his blood the night before

I'm getting ideas

Somebody stop me

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