Chapter XLIX that's so sweet
Normal people cursing in english: [...]
Me,a pj fan:Braccas meas vescimini
Wow and I spent like 1 million braincells coming up with this complicated musical taste-
they: my child is completely fine
the children: decided to sue disney if they don't cast Logan Lerman as Poseidon
WAIT
JUST WAIT A DAM SECOND
SO:
1.
In TLT,Percy's mom is murdered (at first he thought she was dead)
In The City of Bones,Clary's mom is kidnapped
2.
In TLT, Percy gets to CHB , his mind about to explode when he learns that greek gods and monsters exist
In The City of Bones, Clary is taken to the Institute and learns that all the myths are real
The plot twists are so similar
Gods as random images
Hades
Apollo
Hephaestus
Artemis and Apollo
Hermes,Apollo and Dyonisus
Demeter
Ares
Poseidon and Amphitrite
Athena
Demeter: What are you doing?
Hermes: Helping Hephaestus look for his box of corn flakes that I ate an hour ago.
Hermes: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.
Aphrodite: I love you uwu
Hephaestus: I just got food uwu
Ares: I'm gonna murder you uwu
Hephaestus: Please don't do that uwu
Ares: No promises uwu
Percy: You’re giving me a sticker?
Mr. Brunner/Chiron: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying “me-wow.”
Percy: I’m not a preschooler.
Mr. Brunner/Chiron: Fine, I’ll take it back.
Percy: I earned this. Back off.
"But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword."
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