Demeter: What Are You Doing?

Coach Hegde: New rule: No animals in the house

Leo: wow, you’re really gonna throw Frank out like that?

Frank: *whacks leo on the head*

Happy birthday to my favorite character of all time ❤❤

I could very much see Logan Lerman as Poseidon in the new show. The gods don’t age unless they want to so why not look as young as him. Like just picture it Logan Lerman with his long hair and facial hair in a Hawaiian shirt playing the biggest beach bro in Olympus getting the character right, unlike the constipated serious shit the movie tried to pull

““And, whoa!“ He turned to Mr. D. "Your the wine dude? No way!” Mr. D turned his eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. “The wine dude?” “Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I’ve got your figurine!” “My figurine.” “In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though you’ve only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!” “Ah.” Mr. D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. “Well, that’s…gratifying.””

— Rick Riordan, The Titan’s Curse

have i mention how much i fucking love this scene from tlt?

if you ever feel weak then just remember that luke got beaten by a blue plastic hair brush, yea the guy who is said to be the best swordsman still lost to an heiress with a plastic hair brush.

“Rainbows, ponies,” Leo muttered aka the pegasi

(The Lost Hero)

:)

Chain of Iron & Magnus Chase and The Sword of Summer :)

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry six people on a single motorcycle.

Leo: Wait, what do you mean SIX?

Police: Yes…Six.

Leo: Oh, my God– What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Leo: PERCY FUCKING FELL OFF.