𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚

Sorry for the, like-

3 Helob questions in a row, he is monching on my brain rn, and won't staph-

𝐍𝐨, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭!! 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭!! 𝐈'𝐦 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐢𝐭'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲!!

How does Helob catch food? Is he an ambush predator or a chaser?

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐛

Helob is a chaser.

He probably likes the thrill, and thinks it makes his prey taste better.

Although, he doesn't always chase down his prey.

Sometimes, he'll wait for his prey to come to him.

Like any spider would

If he's not chasing, he'll use his webs to catch his prey.

When he does that, it's usually just to relax on the sidelines, or to see his prey squirm.

He's a pretty nice guy, but when it comes to his food, he's pretty sadistic.

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I have like six personal emails and the fun part is remembering which one is for what

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@bluerosegardens I'm restarting it rn 😔💔

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𝐇𝐎-𝐇𝐎-𝐇𝐎-𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓

It was brilliant - you are good :)

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡!! /𝐠𝐞𝐧

"Rafah is now a city of children, who have nowhere safe to go in Gaza."

𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭.

𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐁𝐫𝐲𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐁𝐫𝐲𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.

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𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐌𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐲𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭🧍‍♂️), 𝐀𝐬𝐬-𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥)

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲!𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭

If you've ever had a broken heart, give your ex, or whoever did so, some money to flee the country.

They will hunt them down and will feel zero(0) remorse for whoever hurt you.

The cuddles with these two are absolutely immaculate.

You'll probably end up with cycles, sometimes with bryce and bobby on the outside, sometimes with you and bryce on the outside, etc.

...Neither of them can cook. At all. Whatsoever.

So that's up to you, unless you can't cook. Then that's why we have Donovan.

𝐁𝐫𝐲𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭

(𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥.)

It takes her... a while to fully trust you, even after you start dating.

Once she does fully trust you, expect her to absolutely kill for you.

And I don't mean that metaphorically.

She has a habit of just.. randomly kissing your chest in private.

Not in a sexual way, but as a way of "kissing your heart."

She cherishes you. Absolutely cherishes you.

Her PDA level isn't that high, the most she'll do in public is either a kiss to the lips or to the cheek.

On occasion, she might hold your hand.

𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭

Okay, I'm just going to get this out there now: he would die for you, kill for you, hell, he'd serve you his own head on a silver platter if you were mad at him.

He'll do your makeup if you ask, but it's a little... over-the-top.

He tends to just randomly kiss you.

If you have an apartment and he lives with you, you could pass by him in the hallway and he'd yank you towards him, kiss you, and then continue on his way as if nothing just happened.

Like Bryce, he cherishes you.

His PDA level is very high.

Kissing, hand-holding, hugging, it's all on the table for him.

If he were to spot someone flirting with you, he's not afraid to come up to you and grab your ass for funsies.