𝐇𝐎-𝐇𝐎-𝐇𝐎-𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓

I’m sick but still getting this out chat 🫡

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part one / part two / part three / part four (you’re here!!!) / part five / ???

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Teaching Sukuna how to cook wasn’t as simple as you expected it to be.

At first, he constantly told you about how he was the king of curses, and didn’t need to cook for himself. And then, he used Uraume, saying that they could cook for him.

Of course, being the self-centred jackass he is, you knew this would come up; but you never really thought about him.. yknow, touching the stove.

You started off simple, with Kraft Mac n Cheese.

He’ll get it pretty easily, right?

Oh, just how wrong you were.

First, you handed him the pot and told him to fill it with water. And of course, he made a fuss about how he wasn’t to be pushed around at his position.

Either way, he did it, obviously.

There wasn’t a problem there, nor was there a problem them you showed him how to turn the burner on.

“This contraption is odd.” He said bluntly, as if he wasn’t over a thousand years old.

You gave a laugh, of course, before making small talk as you waited for the water to boil.

Once the water started to boil, you helped him pour the noodles in after taking the cheese packet out.

Although, his curiosity got the better of him and he simply put one of his fingers into the water. You immediately began to fret, after all, he’s just put his hand into boiling water.

“Why are you panicking? It’s simply warm water.” The King of Curses scoffed at your panicking.

Makes sense why his baths are hotter than the surface of the sun now…

Needless to say, he’s not one for cooking.

Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

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Little request: the brothers reacting to MC ( not knowing tsl is based off the brothers ) saying that their favorite character from TSL is the one based off on them

Have a good day <33

YIPPEE‼️ (I'm hungry and tired, all mysteriousness/professionalism (that is not the right word, but fuck it) is out the window)

I got a tad bit lazy around Beel's part, if you couldn't tell 😭

This was written assuming all the brothers know that each Lord is based off of them.

This Takes Place In The Original Timeline

Warnings ;; None

Relationship ;; Romantic

Type ;; Headcanons

LUCIFER ;; THE PRIDEFUL ELDEST

Lucifer would be incredibly intrigued, asking you to tell him more.

He wouldn't tell you who the Lord of Corruption was based off of, but he'd heavily imply it.

In his own way, of course.

He'd listen to you ramble about the character, a prideful smirk lacing his lips.

MAMMON ;; THE SCUMMY SECOND-BORN

Mammon would probably know that the Lord of Fools was based off him.

But he'd more than likely forget, so if you brought it up, he probably wouldn't say anything until you mention something specific, and he'd remember.

He'd be giddy, and happily tell you outright. There's no doubt about it.

Something else that there's no doubt about, is the fact that he'd most definitely brag to his brothers.

LEVIATHAN ;; THE OTAKU THIRD-BORN

Levi would be so unbelievably excited that the Lord of Shadows was your favorite, and he'd start to tell you, before cutting himself off.

He truly believed that you'd hate the Lord of Shadows (or him) if he told you.

He felt he would lose his Henry. Which, the more he thought about that, oddly, he became more giddy. Not about how he might lose you, but that your favorite is the Lord of Shadows, and you're his Henry. Get what I'm saying?

But he would, subconsciously, imply it.

SATAN ;; THE CYNICAL FOURTH BORN

Satan would be very smug, and he'd brag. Mostly to Lucifer. But he'd still brag.

Even though the Lord of Masks is based off of him, Satan wouldn't deny that the Lord of Masks is his favorite.

He'd probably immediately tell you, watching your smile grow and his doing the same.

He'd wear a smirk for the next two months, possibly longer.

ASMODEUS ;; THE NARCISSISTIC FIFTH-BORN

Asmo would be ecstatic, and like Satan, he would immediately tell you.

He'd happily do your makeup just like the Lord of Lechery's, all you have to do is ask.

Don't ask how he found out exactly what the Lord of Lechery's makeup looks like.

He just knows.

BEELZEBUB ;; THE FAMISHED SIXTH-BORN

Beel's so happy! He actually really likes the Lord of Flies, mostly because he can really relate to the almost obsessive need for food.

He'll let you ramble a bit before telling you, but he'd still tell you within the same conversation.

If you can/like to cook, he's amazed and insanely happy if you cook the Lord of Flies' favorite food.

He'll also eat it in less than a single bite, but that's besides the point.

BELPHEGOR ;; THE CATNAPPING SEVENTH-BORN

Belphie's outward appearance would make it seem like he couldn't care less, but on the inside?

He's ecstatic that the Lord of Emptiness is your favorite. It's probably almost the happiest he's ever been.

He probably won't tell you at all, kind of like Levi.

Levi would've let it slip at some point, but Belphie would be determined to say nothing about who the Lord of Emptiness is based off of.

Who is your fav demon slayer character?

definitely gyutaro! he's a huge comfort character for me!

God,I love the drunk Nari headcanons,I enjoy your writing so much!! Good luck with more writing,I hope you have a great day/night! - Not so anonymous anonymous ♥️

I hope you have a lovely day/night as well! Thank you very much for liking my writings! They're very fun to write!

The Gods (all bishop, Narinder, and Haro) reactions to you wanting to pet them headcannons.

(You can decide the relationship vibes)

𝐈 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨.

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐍𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥), 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬,

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐲

He... didn't expect that.

Just a little weirded out.

How could you possibly pet him?

Intrigued on how you would do it, he let you.

He almost immediately melted into your touch, and you could see his branches start to wiggle a bit.

Petting him on the top of his head, the 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣 could noticably start to blink more.

The 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣 also started to have a slight hint of red tinting the sides, almost as if it were blushing.

Petting him under his "chin", would cause him to completely melt in your hands.

Keep that in mind.

If he ever gets angry, well, too angry, just give him scritches and he's putty.

𝐇𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐭

Oddly, it flusters her the moment you bring it up.

She's hesitant, and her blush never leaves, but she allows you.

The 𝙔𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣'𝙨 eye seems to widen, and seems to stop blinking.

It also seems to get slightly redder at the sides.

Either way you pet her, whether on her head, or under her chin;

Heket seems to get extremely flustered, and her eyes seem to look anywhere but you.

Although, to you, it's obvious she loves it.

𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫

Kallamar immediately lets you.

As consistently anxious as he is, he trusts you.

Completely.

When you pet his head, the 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣'𝙨 eye softens, and it has a slight aura.

The aura seems as though it's smiling.

Kallamar loves it, he nestles into your touch, and peppers soft kisses to the inside of your forearm.

Well, if you're alone.

He has a facade to maintain, y'know?

If it's under the chin, he seems to act as Leshy does, melting into your touch and is basically putty.

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚

You ask them while they're reading in their study.

Shamura cocks their head, but ultimately lets you.

"𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭?" They'll question, letting out a small chuckle.

Afterward, you pet them

And immediately, they're putty.

They actually fall over.

like onto the floor.

You both laugh about it, but you pet them again, and they just melt into the floor.

Needless to say, it's their weakness

(is it obvious that they're my favorite and the absolute love of my life)

𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫/𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬

He would immediately say no

A small hiss erupted from his throat as he said so.

After consistent and constant begging, be finally let you.

He purred, immediately.

His eyes became half-lidded as he nuzzled into your touch and nibbled at your hand lightly.

He'd lose his footing a few times, but unlike Shamura, he wouldn't fall onto the floor.

He would blink kind of like a frog, despite his half-lidded eyes.

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐨

A gentle smile would appear across Haro's beak.

They would kneel down slightly, letting you pet them.

No matter which way you pet them:

Their feathers would fluff out.

And underneath their cloak, you could notice their wings start to flap slightly

Not enough to fly, let alone hover, but just flapping slightly.

"𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐡? 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐞 𝐟'𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬." (Is this alright, love? I thank you for the affections.)

They would hum, gentle and spaced purrs erupting from them.

𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫

It would huff, shaking it's head.

Both in disappointment and flusteredness.

It would mostly be flustered by the fact that it... didn't have any clue what you were asking.

But inevitably, it would let you.

It would shift one of it's eyes into lips and softly peck your brow.

The petting wouldn't really affect them, but they did like it.

Considering that it was a form of affection, it obviously liked it.

Well, it only liked affection from you, which is a plus, i guess.

Can I get some platonic Bonnie x reader? She’s such a good friend I swear

𝐌𝐡𝐦!

𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭!

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭

Bonnie will consistently put you above herself, as we see in the show over and over again.

If you decide to have a girls day out with just her, she'll end up buying a lot of things for you.

She'll feel bad if you're paying for yourself.

After enough convincing, she 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 let you pay for yourself. But she'll still feel bad.

If you're a vampire, she'll be incredibly suspicious of you at first.

Like.. far too suspicious.

If you're originally friends with Damon, she'll probably be even more skeptical.

If you're originally friends with Stefan, she'll probably be much more lenient, because she knows Stefan is usually a good judge of character.

If you're (somehow) originally friends with one of the originals, she'll more than likely attempt to kill you to get you out of the way to get closer to killing Klaus.

And if somehow you manage to get on Elena's side, she'll protect you from the originals, despite having her reasons for thinking you're some sort of spy.

If you're human, she'll more than likely try to keep all of the supernatural stuff away from you.

If you happen to get sucked into it, expect her to be by your side more often than not. She's your friend and she doesn't want you to get hurt.

If you're a witch, she'll let you borrow her grimoires and she'll teach you all the spells you don't know.

She'll still try her best to protect you though.

If you're a werewolf, she'll treat you as though you were human.

The only difference is she'll constantly be looking for spells to help ease your transformation.

Whether it's completely stopping your transformation, making it hurt less, or anything else. She'll be looking for a spell that'll help.