Daddy Issues This Daddy Issues That - Bro My Dad's Fuckin Awesome What's Up With Yours???

Daddy issues this daddy issues that - bro my dad's fuckin awesome what's up with yours???

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1 week ago
g00seg1raffe - chronic maladaptive procrastinator
g00seg1raffe - chronic maladaptive procrastinator

I see your Padme as a force ghost in her flowing funeral gown with flowers in her hair and i raise you, force ghost Padme in her hospital gown.

Since early childhood Padme has always been painted and decorated and a lot of that comes from Naboo’s culture. But as someone else put it, there’s an intense kind of body horror in a 14 year old girl repeatedly having to change outfits and put on heavy makeup and wigs while her entire planet is under seige.

For that to continue into death feels unfair to her. Let her be in her bloody hospital gown with sweat plastering her hair to her forehead and red swollen eyes, tear tracks down her cheeks. Let her not have to maintain her image after fucking dying. Let her be angry and bitter and want people, want her husband to see her pain.

Let Vader look at his wife’s ghost and see that although she didn’t die directly by his hand, she still suffered and she’s not trying to hide it from anyone.


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4 months ago

*top secret council in the second age* Gil-Galad: why are you here? Erestor, unfathomably ancient cryptid of unknown origins and unclear intentions who has, for some reason, been wandering in and out of Lindon for most of the second age: because I'm loyal Gil-Galad: ... loyal to whom? Erestor: don't worry about it Erestor: :) Gil-Galad: *visible concern*


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3 months ago
Two Elves In Cuiviénen, When The World Was Young.

Two elves in Cuiviénen, when the world was young.

Without the red text:

Two Elves In Cuiviénen, When The World Was Young.

Their names are Lalwë & Rayë. They're twins and I have a doc full of notes about their whole life stories that i might share at some point.

Two Elves In Cuiviénen, When The World Was Young.

the writing isn't a canonical script, just gibberish. I'm using it as an Avari script. It spells: Khintarwe, Khindorwe. Khin means here or now, tar means to stand with connotations of nobility, dor means to dwell or abide, or land, or firmness, and -we is a plural pronoun. In short, it means, here we stand, here we stay. It's the Avari's general response to Oromë's invitation to Valinor: no thanks, Eru put us here and this is where we are meant to be.


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6 months ago
Arrogant Nihilist Overcompensating For Massive Insecurities? It's More Likely Than You Think!

Arrogant nihilist overcompensating for massive insecurities? It's more likely than you think!

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4 months ago

Obi-Wan Kenobi's net worth at the height of the clone wars - 52,365,000 credits. yeah... that's a lot.

Obi-Wan Kenobi's Net Worth At The Height Of The Clone Wars - 52,365,000 Credits. Yeah... That's A Lot.

general. my good sir. obi wan. why do you smoulder so hard these are mug shots

can you control yourself for like 20 seconds this is serious you are a war criminal


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the clone wars bounty hunter obi wan kenobi there's a fierce competition between battalions about whose general is the most expensive which is great fun for the clones and a good enrichment exercise for the hackers gotta dig into the separatist databases to find all this yanno? anyway anakin mace and yoda have the highest until word reaches obi wan in a quiet moment between campaigns (codywan pillowtalk) and obi wan smiles indulgently and asks if they're just counting bounties set by the separatists or if previously held bounties still count honestly it hadn't quite registered to the clones that jedi would. have? bounties on their heads? bc they're JEDI aside from the war they're calm compassionate somewhat sad angelic beings so the 212th is consulted and after much consideration they say yes ok we'll count past bounties and obi wan who will deny until his death that he already competes with anakin and quinlan for who has the highest price on their head puts THIS SHIT up with the most serene most shit eating smile ever beheld in the galaxy 52365000 credits 52 MILLION 326 THOUSAND GALACTIC CREDITS sIR?????? WhAT??????? crimes include terrorism piracy murder treason sabotage theft arson massive property damage destruction of military assets orchestrating a planet-wide slave rebellion and many many war crimes highlights include being accused of child endangerment whilst fighting as a child soldier being accused of 'theft of live goods' aka freeing slaves directly beneath a holo of him wearing a slave's explosive collar being described as 'having jedi abilities' committing so many war crimes that the terrorism reads like an afterthought making such a nuisance of himself during a civil war that both sides clubbed together to write a mutual bounty 25 years later two warring crime syndicates also did exactly the same thing
3 months ago

Notes on chapter 6: oh whoops this fic looks like it'll turn out a bit longer than i intended... ah well, just three more chapters Total number of chapters: 45


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g00seg1raffe - chronic maladaptive procrastinator
chronic maladaptive procrastinator

It starts with lotr let's see how this goes... random useless thoughts I must share with strangers on the internet or I will go insane

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