Finally Got Around To Watching Criminal Minds Season 16 And It Was Just Meh

Simon Ghost Riley loves fat girls, and it's my personal headcannon that he has poor circulation/runs cold (hence how he can wear all the layers and not bitch 24/7).

Was adverse to co-sleeping at first bc that's his bed fuck off. (He's stingy about blankets) But at some point manages to get his soft girl's weight on him and he is like….oh...oh

His sweet lady is the perfect weighted blanket, not to mention so plush and warm. Like his own personalized teddy bear.

My friends: "ohmygod I have a crush on a 42 year old, daddy issues am I right"

Me: *sweats in 68 year old Alfred Molina*

Me: Has no inspiration to draw

My brain: Finally comes up with an idea

My hand: Lol na bitch

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

BRING IT ON

challenge accepted 

Katya: we're like cocoa and marshmallow

Trixie: how?

Katya: you're hot and I'm on top

For those wondering: every fat person you know

- is aware that they're fat

- has heard of the health risks associated with fatness

- has most likely heard of the diet / drug / surgery / product you're considering recommending to them

- will have their guard up whenever they're around you if you make attempts to "fix" their fatness

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

He is literally my son, I carried him to term

What to use instead of 'said'

Normally:

• added • replied • answered • stated • announced • questioned • asked • mentioned • remarked

Loudly:

• cheered • shouted • yelled • demanded • barked • blurted • growled • scolded •snorted

Softly:

• muttered • murmured • mumbled • uttered • stuttered • hissed • moaned • mouthed

Emotionally:

• begged • cried • confessed • complained • promised • pleaded

size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?