Katya: We're Like Cocoa And Marshmallow

This man

God this MAN

Currently on my knees barking and foaming at the mouth

Something something about Housemate!Orc who doesn't understand why ChubbyFem!Reader doesn't like the way she looks. The moment he met you he was drooling like an animal at your curves. What do you mean you're too heavy? Shame, looks like he's going to have to show you how strong he is by fucking you against the wall

I saw something on here about Simon as a Na'vi and now I can't stop thinking about it

I smell something cooking

Something something Councilman Sevika who has absolutely no clue what she's doing to she gets appointed an assistant. That assistant being reader who's the most spoilt, snobby uptight, bratty woman in all of Piltova and Sevika is just there like "She's so fucking mean..... I want her"

Masterlist

Last updated: June 9 2022

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: October 16 2020

Summary: Spencer finds a spider in your bathroom

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 14 2020

Summary: Spencer Reid Christmas mistletoe headcannon thing

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: June 23 2021

Summary: You are an agent of the BAU and a case goes wrong

David Rossi

David Rossi x Female Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 30 2019

Summary: David finds out you slept at the office

David Rossi x Female Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 30 2019

Summary: You decide to do something stupid while David is distracted

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: January 1 2020

Summary: Your boyfriend breaks up with you by phone call at JJ's wedding and David makes you feel better

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: May 16 2020

Summary: You get stabbed on a case

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: May 29 2020

Summary: You try to get David to take his medicine after he gets hurt at work

Aaron Hotchner

Aaron Hotchner x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 20 2021

Summary: You have a nightmare after being kidnapped. Luckily Aaron is there to comfort you.

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 20 2020

Summary: Remus accidentally hurts you, his spouse during a full moon

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 29 2020

Summary: Just some cuddles with Remus

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: February 1 2021

Summary: You are secretly dating Remus and your friends are trying to set you up thinking you are oblivious to the others feelings

Luna Lovegood

Luna Lovegood x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: June 29 2021

Summary: A bet between your friends helps you get a girlfriend

Percy Weasley

Percy Weasley x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 10 2021

Summary: Your childhood bestfriend shows up at your house after the war

Neville Longbottom

Neville Longbottom x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: November 5 2021

Summary: Your boyfriend attempts to say "I love you" for the first time

Marvel

Bruce Banner

Bruce Banner x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 14 2021

Summary: After a stressful mission Bruce can't change back. You are the only one who can help

Stranger Things

Max Mayfield

Max Mayfield x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: December 24 2021

Summary: Max doesn't want to hide anymore

(Part 2)

Dustin Henderson

Dustin Henderson x Tall! Male reader

Posted: June 5 2022

Summary: Just cuddles with Dustin

Ships

Clauman (ao3 link)

Posted: June 9 2022

Summary: Murray and Scott see eachother again after a decade

captain price making sure you can't breathe with his cock down your throat and won't let you up until he finishes in your throat.

omgg 100% the kind of thing price loves. thanks to @fuzzyautumninmetal for the video ♡♡♡

face fuck w/price 🚬 (🌽 link)

price loves your mouth, having it around his cock, the feeling of your plushy lips wrapped around it, the pressure of your throat around his most sensitive part and the same saliva that's covering him spilling out of the corners of your mouth and running down his bals, that are now hitting your chin or the tip of your nose, depending on the possition.

so he just fucks your mouth. he gets you to lay in bed, with your head hanging right off the edge, making it easy for him to just push himself into your throat. and seeing the way the imprint of his dick shows in your throat as he thrusts in and out makes him loose his mind.

he's going to use your mouth for his own pleasure, fucking into it with no mercy. no care whether you can breathe or not or if you are chocking on him or your own saliva. he would push his hand against where your windpipe is stretching in your neck to fit him while also playing with your tits, haphazardly spilling out of your flimsy tank top. and trust me,he ain't stopping his assault on your mouth until his cum is running down your gullet.

he just loves being down your throat, may that be having you on your knees or on your back.

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

141 - First Words

So my baby said his first word the other day and mine and my partners reaction was fucking hilarious. Now I can't stop thinking about the 141 reaction to their baby saying Dada for the first time

Johnny 'Soap' Mactavish would cry, like ugly tears type crying. No he does not care about the snot coming out of his nose, his precious baby just said Dada. He was on the floor playing with baby MacTavish during tummy time, you were in the kitchen cleaning up after you and Soap decided to bake Making another baby. Baby MacTavish is a chatter box like their daddy, always babbling and Soap answered back to baby MacTavish's very interesting story. Soap didn't hear it at first, he thought it was babbling nonsense until he heard it again. The simple word Dada and he's picking baby MacTavish up and rushing to the kitchen 

Thay said Dada

Soap holding baby MacTavish up like a prize

Fuck off, you're lying (Your baby was growing up too quickly)

Their first word was Dada

Soap was already crying

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick would be shocked, swears he's going deaf because no way baby Garrick is talking already. Gaz was bouncing baby Garrick on his knee, pulling funny faces to hear their belly laugh, you were on Netflix trying to find a movie to watch. You were both were in your own world before baby Garrick screamed then ever so quietly said Dada, you and Gaz's head snapped towards each other as you stared at each other 

Did they -

I think so

Gaz turning to baby Garrick

Did you say Dada? You can't have, you were born like last week

Babe they're 8 months old now 

Nope. Still a wrinkly baby 

Captain John Price would just smile, like a smug smile that baby Price's first word Dada. Make's him feel like he's the favourite parent Not realising that when baby Price is upset you can use the fact they can only say Dada against him "Sorry baby, they want you :)". Knowing Price's luck, baby Price will say Dada when he's at work. As soon as you hear the words you're on the phone ringing Price, he picks up at the first ring scared something happened. When you tell him what happened you best believe he's dropping everything to come home, doesn't matter if he's in a very important meeting with Laswell. Baby Price said Dada, he must go home at once

Price coming home and runs straight past you

See, I'm the favourite parent 

John Baby... That's not how that works-

Price is ignoring you as he's kissing baby Price's cheeks 

I'm gonna buy you anything you want. Just say Dada again. Please

Simon 'Ghost' Riley also cries. He'll cry silent tears as he holds baby Riley to his chest, years ago he never thought he'd have his own family and now he's here. Witnessing his baby's first words. Ghost, being the excellent father he is, basically forced you to finally go out for girls night knowing you needed time to yourself. Ghost couldn't wait for a night of tummy time, playing and just straight up cuddling while watching Bluey. Baby Riley was laid on their daddy's chest, trying to fight sleep but failing miserably and just before baby Riley fell asleep they said Dada as they clutched to Ghost's shirt.

Did you say Dada

Ghost didn't move realising baby Riley is now asleep

God I never thought I'd love anyone more then I love your mummy

Ghost carefully hugs baby Riley tighter 

But then you came into my life. Best thing to ever happy to me and your mummy  

Price??

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now