A Kid Fell Or Something And Now The Skating Is Closed 💀

The Stucky brainrot is consuming me… I’m learning to draw him

The ones below are kinda off, there’s just something weird about them

What is the most 'florida man' weird shit you've ever seen/heard/encountered that just makes you go 'yup, its all true'?

ehhhm, so i was reading Florida Man headlines to my folks before work one morning, and me and my mom were laughing and my dad was half-asleep.

i got to "florida man charged with assault after fight over being denied entry to a strip club for carrying a kitten." i paraphrase, but you get it.

and me and my mom were like, "why would you take a kitten to the strip club to begin with?"

still half-asleep, but not missing a beat, "so you can tell the strippers, 'you can pet my pussy if i can pet yours,'" comes from the pile of blankets representing my father.

a man, born and raised in florida.

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

Here’s a link to my fanfic in case y’all want it ⬇️

https://www.quotev.com/story/14767645/Shock-Zone

Quotev

Shock Zone

A fnaf au where gregory was raised in a lab and was experimented on, and gained electrical powers from it.

It’s about a gregory au where he grew up in a lab and got electrical powers.

Person: “Your a practicing author, right?” Me: “Yeah.” Person: “And you can describe things really well, right?” Me: “Mhm.” Person: “So why do you keep using Cool, awesome and amazing to describe anything and compliment people?” Me:

Introducing the NEW & IMPROVED MAGA APP!

TikTok died last night. Do yourselves all a favor and delete it off your damn phone.

Whoooooooo! Chapter 23! Prolly one of my favorites to write so far!

bad bitch 2.0

We have the opportunity to partner up with Rubik’s Cube and customize our own cube. Do we take on this project, fellow Pride Knights? Yes or no?