What is the most 'florida man' weird shit you've ever seen/heard/encountered that just makes you go 'yup, its all true'?
ehhhm, so i was reading Florida Man headlines to my folks before work one morning, and me and my mom were laughing and my dad was half-asleep.
i got to "florida man charged with assault after fight over being denied entry to a strip club for carrying a kitten." i paraphrase, but you get it.
and me and my mom were like, "why would you take a kitten to the strip club to begin with?"
still half-asleep, but not missing a beat, "so you can tell the strippers, 'you can pet my pussy if i can pet yours,'" comes from the pile of blankets representing my father.
a man, born and raised in florida.
okok starting off with a simple one; Mikes a furry xD. I also headcanon that foxy is his fursona and william say the sketches mike made of foxy and stole it for the restaurant, name and everything.
Another one is mike catches tumbleweeds and chases evan or lizzy around and puts the tumbleweeds on their heads.
Oh and that he does wrestling in school and is super good at it. I have some more but i’ll just share those for now.
-Fox anon 🦊
Mike would be a furry i agree
Ive seen ppl say that Foxy was an animatronic made for Mike much like C.B. was made for Elizabeth but yeah stealing the idea seems more likely bc.. come on its William
Yeah he would do the Tumblr weeds as a prank for sure
Him doing wrestling is a good one and i can see it happening too lmao
He would be a good wrestler
You do have good headcannons Fox Anon i will say bc these are cool asf
The neurodivergent urge to do this
The boys are going to camp!
hang in there, kid. I’ve got you.
me and my friend started playing girls by girl in red and we had it on priority play so people couldn’t change it.
y’all some guy just tried to scam me at a skating place 😭 tried to make me pay 20 bucks for a 10 dollar entrance
Best of both worlds
Whoooooooo! Chapter 23! Prolly one of my favorites to write so far!
"Hey Raccoons arent you supposed to be drawing the 5th comic for the Gregaverse Creators Shinanigans series?"
YES I AM HYPOTHETICAL PERSON
BUT ANGST
I WANNA DRAW ANGST
IT'S CALLING TO ME I WANNA DRAW THE ANGST
BUT I HAVE TO FINISH THE COMIC INSTEAD OR ELSE THE SERIES IS GONNA END AT PART 4