Angry Love Confessions! Okay,

Obsessed with the new dynamic that I'll call 'youre fired if you die'

A is boss/king of b. A is gruff and mean and socially awkward. B is sassy and sunshine and also mean. They do NOT like each other.

What follows is an idiots to lovers office romance filled with lots of bickering, ordering around (by grumpy) and mediaeval fantasy equivalent of unionization attempts ( by sunshine)

Highlights include-

"You're late." "It's literally just half a minute." "It'll be cut from your pay."

*sneezes in front of expensive object* *from the other room* "That'll be cut from you're pay"

*working slowly cause they cut they're hand or something* "Work faster." "I'm literally bleeding, can't you ask how I'm doing like a normal human." *Unable to in fact express concern like a normal human* "Well, stop bleeding."

And off course, *Actually dying* *in tears* "I'll fire you if you die"

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God tier trope is when the villian is being all flirty with the Hero and they “oh sorry you're not my type,,

And the villian is all gruff like pfft not like I care!!! I totally don't care ha! But, ah just for reference why? For research purposes only.

And the hero's like, I don't like blondes/their hair colour/other feature.

And the villian laughs it off like ha! U think I give fuk I don't! Haha, I really don't

But the next day their minion walks in on them reading a newspaper with dyed hair sending them a ‘question it. I dare you, look over their coffee. Sensing danger minion slowly walks back out.

I will absolutely inhale any piece of media containing, my beloved, 'Two same-gender people, likely a mean girl and good girl are initially presented as romantic rivals for the most average boy you'll ever meet, but turns out they were just really gay aNd dumb all along.' it just has so hard 'fuck men, who even needs em anyway' it gives me life.

aNd And, when the mean girl (or boy) AGGRESSIVELY tries to deny her own gayness by trying to convince herself she just has feelings for the boy, and just fails so so bad. Like her internel monologue is just 264996 things I hate about you and then proceeding to simp plus extra for the girl and then telling herself she's into the boy. It's a high and I'll chase it all my life

+ if the boy's and adorable himbo jock and thinks they're into him. The second hand embarassment!! 😂. Tbh works if he's an ass too but flipped on its heed, the absolute joy of watching him embarrass him.

I can read 37926 books with the exact same plot.

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i LOVE a last chance moment honestly. The hero being done with trying to see the goodness in the villian, but not quite. Just stand up to them almost overwhelmed with emotion but holding strong and go " I am done with you, trying to understand you, trying to sway you, all of it, it's your choice now. You can recognise you've done terrible things and decide to do better, you can shake my hand and fight beside me or you can go on with whatever delusions you use to cope, we can keep fighting and this time I swear, " look up at villian defiantly and say " I'll fight to fuking obliterate you. I won't let you hurt any more people either way. "

Both options are peak good content. If they accept it great! But, hear me out, refusing it. The HuRT. next time they fight the villian only then realises how serious Hero was. Everytime they see hero again they can feel hero hardening. Going 'home' every time and they think back to it and imagine every thing that could've happened.

They Regret it but refuse to recognise it for fear of having to face how hard they messed up. and. AND, One day they chin up and face that That. That was exactly what they did when they were given the choice, refuse to face the problem. They aren't going to do that anymore. They are taking that chance now. They are fighting for that chance now.

(should I start writing my posts in a mini story way? This kinda became one halfway and I think it turned out pretty neat. What do you think and pls follow to support)

The hero has been kidnapped by the villain. Problem is instead of being afraid, the nerdy hero is just really excited by the shiny gadgets around villains lab. Now, the villain has to jump around trying to catch the hero while hero keeps evading them and pointing at objects asking about what evil scheme they'll use them for. (So far they pointed at two death rays, a particle accelerator, a pencil sharpener and others)

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okay, Greek mytho or mytho/fairy tale retellings but with versions other than than the most popular one,

like hades and presophone but with the older version, where shes called kore meaning little girl because she's someone so sinister people are afraid to say her name, posiedon is the god of the underworld and hades some random guy who may and maynot be her love intrest in her quest to overthrowing posidon

aphrodite where shes a war goddess as she was in sparta

older versions of Cinderella and co. than grimms

I see your 'Hero breaks the villain out of jail cause they miss them.' and I raise you, 'But it's nowhere near the first time. There aren't even any heroes anymore cause they're both wanted supervillains. Each of them would have achieved world domination ten times over by now if they didn't keep foiling each other's plans. The prison doesn't even install cameras or security anymore because the insurance company has added a will not refund for damages incurred during a hero-villiain roleplay clause to their terms. Just two idiot maniacs fighting and insulting thier way through supervillainy and giving the city hell'

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Yeah, therapy is cool and all but have you ever heard of relying-on-notes-from-strangers-on-the-internet-to-maintain-your-self-esteem(:

Remember to Feed the dragon y'all, follow!

Not like other girls but it's a villain, not as in a nlog is a villain (also good) but a 'not like other Villains', and not as in secretly a good guy, but in a 'absolutely bad, but very ardent in making sure they're not bad in a cliche way and going hilariously wrong' way

"What? Did you think I'll be in full black or something? Geez." *Said while wearing whiter than white clothing, jacket, shoes and goggles and sipping milk out of a clear glass (hero has to assume it's heavily spiked)*

"Did you seriously think that'd work, that you'd just get me rambling that easily, do you think I'm stupid, you have no idea, this time in 07, no 06, someone tried the same blah bhlah blah." *Hero smiles knowingly and continues to climb the rope as the villain turns back*

"Now I'd tell you all about my plan but that'd be stupid."

"I won't tell you anything... except that it has the nuclear fission model that won me this" *giddily holding up a certificate saying evil scientists visionary award*

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*Villain calls hero in the middle of the night*

Hero-: umm hey?

Villain-: *sniffs* I watched a show and now liquid keeps falling from my eyes? Is it an allergy? Infection? Cancer?!

Hero-: Do... Do you mean tears! :0

Villain-: is it terminal?

But seriously my eyes have been leaking this gross gluelike thing since yesterday and I'm pretty sure I'm about to die. Follow for updates or assume disaster if I don't post