The Best Kind Of Pairing There Is Knife Wife And Mean Pretty Boy (gender Neutral) Who Gets Both Scared

Hero x villian promt

They laughed, taunting and bitter. “Do you know what it's like wanting something more than you can tell? Anything; freedom, love, safety.” They said, their face looked like something older than age. “ Wanting something so bad that that your whole body whole body is restless down to your fingers and toes. And do you know what it feels to have it be dangling in front of you? Feeling your fingers brush over it before it's pulled away. Everyone's born with something like stars in their chest cavity. I was too. But with enough pressure, all stars can explode, collapse in on itself. And we all know what is left after that.”

I NEED more Hero x villain ships where the dynamic just straight up flips midway through.

The villain being all flirty and teasing at the start, but then they start caring bout the hero and everything they say affects them and so they try to withdraw. But, but. The hero also got comfortable with and let loose, joke , flirt, everything. And the villain doesn't know how to deal and so get fumbley and angry trying to shut it down.

"Ooo, scary. What if I don't, huh?" The hero pouted, " You're to gonna make me?"

"Shut up." The villain growled.

Hero hit their shoulder. "Come on. You used to be fun."

The villain bit their lip and turned to them, "I said. Shut. Up."

What's your headcanon of how your enemies to lovers ship react to their child asking them how they met?

Would they share a 'and I oop' look and just tell them, "We met at a, uh, a coffee shop honey." "Yup, that's all, the rest is history."

Or would they passively aggressively try to one up each other, rapidly spinning out of control. "We were friends for a really long time—"

"Until they disappeared for years without any contact and only turned up as the leader of our enemies—"

"And so they tried to kill me a couple of hundred times, as you do."

"You did that too!!" "Not nearly as much as you" " Did too!!" "Did not!!"

Or would they just raise chaos children who already know everything and run around in their old costumes and are choosing weather they'll be a hero or villain.

Or would they just sit them down when they're old enough to have the talk but it's just how most of their adopted aunts and uncles and other people that come over for every Sunday barbecue including their parents were criminals/ war criminals.

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You have to appreciate the pure litery brilliance of the 'I hate that I love you'. Agressive adoration. Angry hurt comfort. All of it.

The 'I cant believe I'm doing this' growl before jumping into intervene into horrible situations to save them.

the Angry "You should take of yourself!" And throwing healthy things at them

The 'i can't believe I'd die for you' just being hopelessly in love ready to do anything and absolutely hating it.

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The villain and hero anyhow end up in a place where the only people they know are each other and have to find someone/something to get out. They both say don't want to be near one another, but one of them gets separation anxiety and follow the other absolutely everywhere, while making up more and more ridiculous excuses and pretending to hate it. The other, sees right through it, but let's them do their thing and enjoy it.

One of my absolute favourite tropes is when the sarcastic character gives the villian nicknames calling them out on their bullcrap and the villian absolutely loosing his shit being flabbergasted.

The villian being all " I am the master of evil, the carrier of blah blah"

And then sunshine going, are you done emo man??

*the villian visibly loosing his shit*

I will flip the table

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(please)

" I would like to, uh get to know you."

"Um, to find out my weakness and use it against me? Dude, we're literally mortal enemies, why are you acting like this is a first date."

"Because you're unlike anyone I've ever known and you're wonderful and I keep waiting for you to disappoint me but you never do, and I don't think this hateful mutual admiration is enough anymore. I want to know the delightful experience of loving you, actually loving you."

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The villain's mom walks in and catches Hero and villain in a uh, compromising position, (they were threatening each other!! Nothing else,,) the villain gets nervous and trying to quickly make up an excuse, and before hero could say anything, splutter out they are dating.

The hero tries to deny this but you see, the mother is the warmest person they've ever seen and her look of sheer hopefulness and the arrows of love she's shooting at them kind of makes it impossible. Plus, watching the villain be a complete mama's child as she croons at them and inquires about what they've been eating is very enjoyable.

What follows is a week of hero being infuriated at fake dating and slightly awestruck as the villain is babied and ordered around by their mother.

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When enemies have to work together to infiltrate some grand party and act like a couple to blend in. Ah, good stuff.

Dancing in order to spy on everyone and one of them keeps getting too invested on someone they're watching and end up too close to the other.

"Someone's coming! What should we do."

"Hmm, I wonder. What could two young attractive people be doing here in this dark hall."

"ahh..."

One is walking by a broom closet door and the other's hand darts out and pulls them in, putting a finger to their lips.

"You two are such a cute couple." A *wraps their hand around B's waist*

B *smiling pointedly* "Yeah we are."

Can more authors balantly self insert themselves into the side characters who constantly voice their shipping feels at the most inappropriate moments that's just good stuff. Like

"I hate you!" "I hate you more!!" *appearing uncomfortably close to their faces from God knows where* "Now kiss."

Two same gender people *glaring intensely at each other* "that's gay babes"

A *compliments B* "I ship it bitches!"

Just top tier comedy. Love.

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