You Know The Gruff Cold Grey Character Vigorously Denying Their Feelings (for Their Nemesis) Is Funny

The Hero wakes up one day after getting shit out drunk in an unknown hotel room with no one around but a note that says, "You were passed out at the bar,‌ I didn't want to leave you there but couldn't take you home, so I brought you here."

A long time later after they're already in love with the villain, they find out it was them. When asked why they didn't reveal it was them, they go really quiet and then say, "Because you would've suffered then. You hated me and you had the right to. I had to do terrible things to you, but waking up realising I had you vulnerable would've tortured you. I couldn't do that to you. Not for anything."

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I had the dumbest fukin idea but consider?!! We all love the hero and villain being soulmates kay? But what what if they are not, they just have the same soulmate. Like person C randomly finds both the city's most famous hero and infamous villain vying for their attention. Living that y/n life cause they're their soulmate.

Is your villain the type to nobly give them up cause they deserve better. OR,

*Hero gives them flowers and chocolates* *Villain finds 4-foot Bouquet and cratefull chocolates to one up them* again and again until they're stuck at c's lawndoor together because they were both running to enter first with a teddy bears bigger than them screaming "get your vanilla ass away from them you wet cabbage" as they push the hero face away from them while struggling too free themselves.

C just sighs in disappointment while sipping their morning coffee and probably goes on a childhood friends to lovers arc with the boy next door who eventually cuts them out from the door

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If your villain disguises themselve to seduce the hero, they legally have only two options going forward.

They fall in love with them in disguise but the hero is 100% not interested, saying they are in love with someone else, unbeknownst to them the one they're in love with them is their villainous form (because the hero has read one too many enemies to lovers books)

Or, or, The hero IS interested, and the villain vigorously denies their own feelings telling themselves it's all part of the plan, until on a date, the hero does something for them that they'd never do for them as a villain (I watched this drama about basketball rivals where A always wins until B plays in disguise and they let them win and they staight up loose it because they're so hurt, it still lives in my head rent free) and so the villain angrily reveals their identity. But the hero is just like, 'duh, I knew. Literally all you did was put on a wig, dumbass' (even better if their shapeshifter or something so they didn't have any way of knowing but still they just kNoW, you know)

I see your 'Hero breaks the villain out of jail cause they miss them.' and I raise you, 'But it's nowhere near the first time. There aren't even any heroes anymore cause they're both wanted supervillains. Each of them would have achieved world domination ten times over by now if they didn't keep foiling each other's plans. The prison doesn't even install cameras or security anymore because the insurance company has added a will not refund for damages incurred during a hero-villiain roleplay clause to their terms. Just two idiot maniacs fighting and insulting thier way through supervillainy and giving the city hell'

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Favourite doomed romance of the day is the mortal lover dies tragically and immortal waits centuries for them to be reborn (or both die and are reborn) only for them to already be enemies with solid ground for hating them before they find out it's them.

The absolute emotional destruction is unmatched.

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Huh, To be the hero with angsty sexual tension with the hot villian or to be my own hot villian.

The villain's mom walks in and catches Hero and villain in a uh, compromising position, (they were threatening each other!! Nothing else,,) the villain gets nervous and trying to quickly make up an excuse, and before hero could say anything, splutter out they are dating.

The hero tries to deny this but you see, the mother is the warmest person they've ever seen and her look of sheer hopefulness and the arrows of love she's shooting at them kind of makes it impossible. Plus, watching the villain be a complete mama's child as she croons at them and inquires about what they've been eating is very enjoyable.

What follows is a week of hero being infuriated at fake dating and slightly awestruck as the villain is babied and ordered around by their mother.

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" I would like to, uh get to know you."

"Um, to find out my weakness and use it against me? Dude, we're literally mortal enemies, why are you acting like this is a first date."

"Because you're unlike anyone I've ever known and you're wonderful and I keep waiting for you to disappoint me but you never do, and I don't think this hateful mutual admiration is enough anymore. I want to know the delightful experience of loving you, actually loving you."

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You have to appreciate the pure litery brilliance of the 'I hate that I love you'. Agressive adoration. Angry hurt comfort. All of it.

The 'I cant believe I'm doing this' growl before jumping into intervene into horrible situations to save them.

the Angry "You should take of yourself!" And throwing healthy things at them

The 'i can't believe I'd die for you' just being hopelessly in love ready to do anything and absolutely hating it.

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Is there a name for what I call the,, really? Them?,, Trope wherein the crusher realises their feelings and is in absolute disbelief over it because... It's them! That really stupid person! The one that always smiles like an idiot and trip on their own feet/ are cold as ice,

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The 'ha! what a dumb bitch, But I love them' looks, top tier

The, 'youre ugly when you cry' (adoring) chefs kiss

The constant absolute roasts

The pining

THE PININg