This Is The Funniest Cropped Boomer Image Of All Time I’m Actually In Tears

This is yet another example of their cruelty and violence.

Might be a weird question but um. Is chainmailchasers smiledog single

I'm going to answer this really in-depth for absolutely no reason. In fact, this question is weird. I don't know why I am answering so thoroughly, but I am. Hopefully this means it never has to be asked again!

Yea

Basilisk reproduction happens through asexual means (metamorphosis theory) so unless the concept they come from is inherently sexual in some way they probably wouldn't feel romantic or sexual attraction, and Dogey is no exception

It's a dog homie...

Actually point 3 isn't right, but like 99% of viewers don't know that so it's probably a fair reaction lol. If anyone's curious, its hallucinatory appearance would be more like what's shown in the meme sketch below. A weird flesh tree cloaked in shadow with any number of bloody arms extending out of it, and a line of arms joined at the elbows leading out of view around something, like a door or a hallway corner. Whatever's convenient. This is playing on the original pasta's "it isn't a dog, everyone just agrees that's what it's closest to" thing.

I'm so epic I break logic

Pastatober Day 2: Eyeless Jack

During the late 90s, a scareware worm spread primarily through North American hospitals. The primary payload set a bitmap file as the background and sent emails to all contacts. The image is believed to be an edited version of one previously spread through chain letters. This coincided with an increase in misplaced donor organs.

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picture this. it's 2017 and you're at a friend's house. the friend is telling you about a cool game and all its wonderful secrets. she boots up the game and shows it to you. undertale.

your life changes forever.

you want to draw your favourite character from the game. sans. so you pick up a pencil and scribble on your wall. I will practice until it is perfect. you draw these characters every day. you have sketchbook upon sketchbook filled with these characters. you write about them. you create songs on your iPhone 4 voice notes. you cry to sad comic dubs. you make a mettaton costume out of paper and you wear it to your halloween disco. you write a letter to the creator to make a sequel and you never post it. you buy shirts and wear them everywhere in hopes of finding someone else who loves it as much as you do. these characters are more than characters. theyre like friends. you imagine yourself hanging out with them.

sometimes, in private moments, you curl up in bed and wish to travel to that world. if you wish hard enough, maybe it'll come true.

this game is the most important thing in the world to you.

six years later, and the game and its successor is still everything to you.

the 'you' in this story is Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee:3 if it isnt obvious

Soon enough everyone but the Execs will be striking, and honestly that's a good thing. Worker's rights.

Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this

Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”

And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?

You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.

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One of the tiny things from The Mario Movie that hurts my heart whenever I think about it is Luigi’s need to pause and take in surroundings, and how The Shy Guys used it as an excuse to abuse him.

You remember when Mario and Luigi were in that penthouse apartment? how he stopped halfway up the stairs so he could look at everything for a moment?

He probably didn’t even realize what he was doing until he noticed he was being left behind, and had to book it to catch up with his brother and clients.

After Luigi gets captured in The Dark Lands, in the thirty seconds we see of The Shy Guys dragging him along he gets aggressively yanked forward 6 times, with more and more violence and frequency as they go on, like the Sniffit handling the rope is losing patience with him. 

I don’t know, something about that just hurts. Hit me a lot harder than the Bowser interrogation to be honest.