I’ve Decided That All Bats Fall Somewhere On This Horrid Little Graph I’ve Devised. Here Are Some

I’ve Decided That All Bats Fall Somewhere On This Horrid Little Graph I’ve Devised. Here Are Some

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

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3 months ago
Saw This Poster At My Local Trans Resource Center And Cried

saw this poster at my local trans resource center and cried

4 months ago

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Reblog this to give Rincewind a potato

1 year ago

So, this happened.

So, This Happened.

Several things:

This is in Peru so this shows that the pattern of religious figures abusing children is an international issue, not just an American problem

This guy shares the same views as most pro-lifers regarding things like "gender ideology" (since apparently supporting gay people means pedophilia but his actual behavior was ok, I guess?)

The Peruvian justice system didn't hold this man accountable when he was accused of doing the same thing to his own sister in the 90s

11 months ago

The different genres of Doctor Who episode:

The dumbest bullshit you've ever seen. Just absolute baby brain nonsense.

Man, aliens are weird, huh?

Genuine high-concept science fiction serving as biting if heavy-handed social commentary on present issues

*Lisa Simpson voice* Look, Mom! It's Ea-Nasir!

Nightmare fuel that will traumatize a generation of children while adults roll their eyes.

The villain is determined to out-camp every other camp villain combined. There will probably be a needle drop.

The harrowing story of one character's personal hell

Tbe Doctor is sorely tempted to break one of the laws of time and/or one of his firmly held moral boundaries, never mind all the times he's done this without comment.

The Daleks are back, and they're purple now

6 months ago

Hello my brothers... I am Ahmed from Gaza, Palestine. I wake up every day to one of my loved ones missing 💔 I forcibly left my home because of the war. I am now without shelter, food, or clothes, and the extreme cold is coming. If we do not die from the war, we will die from the cold, so help me so that I can live even in a tent. Small😭 Help me, people of compassionate hearts who love peace and love.💔 Help me 💔 Help me 💔 Help me 💔

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1 year ago

donna as the first doctor's companion: like barbara but willing to say fuck. will push back against this old man's bullshit, but will also join him on the most ridiculous shenanigans

donna with two: watch out universe the clown squad's coming at you and they're sillier than ever

donna with three: shouting matches every five minutes. if he even tries to boss her around he gets an earful and a half. the brigadier is in love

donna with four: they hate each other so much. they would die for each other.

donna with five: she bullies this pathetic man so so much, and probably ends up having a one-night stand with tegan

donna with six: they kill each other, there is no other outcome

donna with seven: spends her whole time trying to get him to stop being mysterious for like five fucking seconds

donna with eight: the most tragic and horrific bullshit you have ever seen

donna with nine: ride or die. nine needs an unhinged bossy lady who is willing to match him on his level.

donna with eleven: that is not a time lord, that is a baby, and donna will walk all over him

donna with twelve: once again, they hate each other so so much, but will not let anyone else insult the other

donna with thirteen: unstoppable force meets other unstoppable force. they fall in love

3 weeks ago

Hey, the US gov just put up a tip line for teachers who say DEI or woke stuff. I’m sending this to any of the accounts I follow that seem able and potentially willing to spread this so we can spam it into uselessness! Link to form: https://enddei.ed.gov/

To make it easier, click here.

Everyone go spam the hell out of this! Let’s let these motherfuckers know we are not interred in their witch-hunting!

4 months ago

big fan of a good shit-eating grin. like a ruckus-causing, pot-stirring type of grin. a smile that truly fucks around and finds out. anyway

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friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any pronouns)
N. D. Plume (any pronouns)

Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!

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