Buck: *looks at Ravi* Ya hear that Virgins! You guys are gonna live forever!!
Ravi: please leave alone....
pilot!bobby at pilot!buck
Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice
I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out
meet the bayverse
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
How.have I never noticed this?!
This is just funny
Bobby, calmly: Hello, Eddie. how long have you been sleeping with Buck?
Eddie, startled: What!?
Bobby, still calm: How long have you been sleeping with Buck?
Eddie, panicking: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get-
Eddie, still panicking: Why would- I- I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your- you- you have. The nerve. The audacity.
Eddie, trying to cover: Buck is my co-parent. Technically. And he is terrible face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him?
Eddie, trying to act calm: Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate.
Bobby:
Eddie, shouting: This is an outrage! Who do I call?!
Antigonick by Anne Carson / I'll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson / Electra by Sophokles / Erica E. Goode
ok so......
I've just started leverage: redemption aaaaaaaaaaaand....
WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID NOONE ON THIS APP TELL ME THAT NATE STRAIGHT UP DIED AND HARDISON BLOODY LEFT!!!!
Like, what the shit dude. I was so unprepared for all that.