This Is Just Funny

Cute

Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨

Dick: Are you decent?

Jason: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

I’m pretty sure it’s not new, but I wanted to do it for a long time

Awesome

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

Anxiety is a bitch. Trying to let go of the things that I cannot change is also a real bitch. I'm trying not to take things so seriously sometimes, too, but it's hard to tell when someone is joking and when they're not. I just have to keep doing my breathing exercises. I just have to keep trying to decide what to let out and what to let go. And maybe, just let other people know that they're not alone in feeling like this. Sometimes, I just have to write it down, and it helps to do that. To write it down, to breathe, to just say it outloud, until the anxiety fades away and I can breathe properly again. I would be grateful for any other suggestions on how you might deal with anxiety.

Yes

on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman

yesterday

25 years of ads peeled away

OK so my dad likes tell jokes right

But not the traditional terrible, we've heard them 1000 times....

No, he tells the BEST fucking dirty jokes imaginable

So I was just mind my business, eating pizza rolls, when my dad comes in the room and......

Dad: I've got a joke for you

Me: ooo what is it?

Dad: what do Lord of the rings and brokeback mountain have in common?

Me: *taking a big bite of mah food* what?

Dad: *trying to contain his laugh* two rings get destroyed

Me: *chokes on food*

Both: *dying of laughter, legit could not breathe*

Mum: *sighing* oh god not again.....

Do not go to my grave and weep you are so annoying

I told myself I would stop with the Steve is a mom joke for a while, but this popped into my head, but I do feel like Steve might overcompensate in s5:

Jonathan: Does Dustin know you're not his father?

Steve: *scoffs* Of course he does.

Nancy: Then why are you fixing him chocolate milk and cutting the crusts off his grilled cheese?

Steve: Because they're his favorite, and he doesn't like the crusts.

Jonathan: Well, you know, you don't have to do it.

Steve: And just leave the crusts on? Hasn't he been through enough? Dustin, come get your food!

Dustin: Thanks, Mo - I mean, Steve. By the way, uh, mom can't take me my doctor's appointment, can you?

Steve: Sure. *Dustin walks out.* See, he knows I'm not his dad.

Nancy: *narrows eyes* He almost called you mom.

Jonathan: Why are we dating him again?

Nancy: Because we both agreed that we loved him.

Steve: Hilarious.