Emmett, My Man Lol

Head cannoning that Alice Cullen absolutely adores listening to Björk

Glad to see someone else agree with me, he REPEATEDLY WENT AGAINST WHAT SHE ASKED FOR. Even though she still loved him, she chose Edward from the beginning, and he never respected that choice.

It doesn’t matter what anyone says about Edward, Jacob SA-ed Bella so I’ll never be Team Jacob

Reading Breaking Dawn (still) and I am LIVING for the Jake and Leah moments. They’re so funny with each other.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSS

If I may speak

We deserved this scene. Freaky ass scene

-This post was made by monsterfucker bella 69

I’m reading New Moon and I cannot get over Stephenie Meyer’s descriptions of Emily 😭

« neither half of her once-beautiful face was friendly »

« kissing Emily’s ruined mouth »

And she keeps going on like this! Page after page of Emily insults. Like goddamn I get it she has a scar, give the girl a break already!

Justice for Emily and her beautiful face ✊

I JUST realized that the Denali clan is called the Denali clan because that is their last name, not because they live in Denali. I have been a fan of Twilight for years and I realized this just now, and I am LIVID because I’m Alaskan and I know personally how stupid it is.

The last name Denali doesn’t even make sense. The national park and the mountain were named Denali because it is a word coming from the Athabaskan language of the Koyukon indigenous peoples of the area. Why would that be Tanya’s last name???

What’s even WORSE is that she’s originally from Slovakia! So it would have made SENSE for her to have a Slovakian or a Russian last name. And if you know ANYTHING about Alaska, you would know that RUSSIAN LAST NAMES ARE SUPER COMMON BECAUSE THEY COLONIZED ALASKA BEFORE THE USA!!!!!!!

Ugh I am irrationally angry about this I just ranted about it to my boyfriend, and he agreed with me even though he hates Twilight.

WHY STEPHENIE WHYYYY?????

Just started reading Breaking Dawn, and all I can say is

I LOVE SETH CLEARWATER!!!!!!

He deserves everything good in this world.

No punchline just silly family shenanigans

I’m writing a fanfic rn that’s EdwardxReader and takes place in 1920, but I am SO excited for when Alice and Emmett join the clan because Reader&Alice&Emmett are going to be a horribly amazing trio

Just watched the twilight extended version plus bonus features and I am…. loving life