I’m Writing A Fanfic Rn That’s EdwardxReader And Takes Place In 1920, But I Am SO Excited For When

I JUST realized that the Denali clan is called the Denali clan because that is their last name, not because they live in Denali. I have been a fan of Twilight for years and I realized this just now, and I am LIVID because I’m Alaskan and I know personally how stupid it is.

The last name Denali doesn’t even make sense. The national park and the mountain were named Denali because it is a word coming from the Athabaskan language of the Koyukon indigenous peoples of the area. Why would that be Tanya’s last name???

What’s even WORSE is that she’s originally from Slovakia! So it would have made SENSE for her to have a Slovakian or a Russian last name. And if you know ANYTHING about Alaska, you would know that RUSSIAN LAST NAMES ARE SUPER COMMON BECAUSE THEY COLONIZED ALASKA BEFORE THE USA!!!!!!!

Ugh I am irrationally angry about this I just ranted about it to my boyfriend, and he agreed with me even though he hates Twilight.

WHY STEPHENIE WHYYYY?????

WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSS

If I may speak

We deserved this scene. Freaky ass scene

-This post was made by monsterfucker bella 69

Reading Breaking Dawn (still) and I am LIVING for the Jake and Leah moments. They’re so funny with each other.

Bears when they see Emmett coming

Head cannoning that Alice Cullen absolutely adores listening to Björk

Okay, I finished reading New Moon and it’s official: I no longer hate Jacob.

I’m still Team Edward (sorry not sorry) but the book gave me a new insight into Jacob that the movie just lacked. I understand his motivations more thoroughly and I can appreciate that his actions stem from him having a lot going on in his life.

Controversial opinion: Although I do still believe that Edward’s actions are more often done with the pure intention of Bella’s wellbeing at heart and that Jacob’s actions are more often done with more selfish intentions.

Overall though, I can understand those who prefer Jacob, and I honestly think the fact that I don’t find Taylor Lautner attractive (but am VERY attracted to Robert Pattinson) played a larger role than I thought in my initial opinion on Jacob.

Just started reading Breaking Dawn, and all I can say is

I LOVE SETH CLEARWATER!!!!!!

He deserves everything good in this world.

I didn’t know that I sleep talk until I started living in a college dorm with a roommate who enlightened me to the fact that I do, every night.

Not just sleep talk though, I sleep giggle too, and it freaks her the fuck out. All of this to say, I thought of one thing. How much I relate to Bella Swan in that way.

No one can understand the embarrassment of sleep talking except other people who sleep talk. I’m just lucky enough that I usually speak gibberish with an occasional real word thrown in.

Also, how messed up in the head am I that when I found out I sleep talk on the regular, I immediately thought « Oh god. Now I truly understand how Bella cringed when she learned what she said because that’s what I’M doing NOW »

Glad to see someone else agree with me, he REPEATEDLY WENT AGAINST WHAT SHE ASKED FOR. Even though she still loved him, she chose Edward from the beginning, and he never respected that choice.

It doesn’t matter what anyone says about Edward, Jacob SA-ed Bella so I’ll never be Team Jacob

So… we all agree that Alice Cullen was goth in the 80s, right??