I’m Starting A Collection

You ever see a person with head cannons that are so self projecting they cancel out every actual cannon aspect of a character and basically turn them into an oc self insert but there's nothing you can do about it because the interest is niche and they're one of the only content makers for it and you cant filter them out because their blog is the only one with genuine content?

It hurts.

Idk what anyone says I'm not arguing with someone who can't keep white clothes clean

WHY is the Marceline/vriska poll so close. R the Miku stans salty about a little bit of voter fraud???????? BOOHOOOOOOOO Gr8w up

via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

I’ve stopped bothering to block and report girl bots at this point they disappear faster then I can even report their accounts

wait ok. beavis and butthead would love hanging out with rodrick heffley

When your whole family are trolls

You DO NOT NEED MORE THAN 1-5 spurts of perfume or cologne to just be out and about