When Your Whole Family Are Trolls

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

WHY is the Marceline/vriska poll so close. R the Miku stans salty about a little bit of voter fraud???????? BOOHOOOOOOOO Gr8w up

I don’t block people who’s opinions upset me, I just spectate them like bugs on in the floor of my garden that I think are interesting looking.

THIS IS NO BRIDGET JONES

I love your vampire tumblr posts, I didn’t even notice I was reading one of your posts at first

But I want to know is it official how many types of creatures have access to VT? and what do the colors of the follow buttons mean anything? (I know red is vampire but I just want clarification if there is any)

thank u!! :]

i think every monster you can think of could hypothetically be on vampire tumblr, but i normally stick to making fake posts with creatures that i know enough about. vampires are my main interest and any creature that i can fit into a storyline with vampires will pop up

and on desktop there’s a theme called vampire which is the one i use, and it causes the follow buttons to be red. in the vampire tumblr universe that’s the default design of the website

Makes sense, you can’t copy that look of built up insanity behind Billy’s eyes that also never leaves his face.

But at the same time I started screaming and rolling on the ground at the sight of this man.

rip stu and billy you would have hated the stab franchise

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

This does and doesn't make sense at the same time

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

This is exactly what I imagine the "Not now sweatie mommy's cyberbullying" mom posting on her outdated forum pages arguing with the only other people online who too are actively arguing against new members when not with themselves

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