This Is The Human Equivalent Of That Raccoon Washing A Piece Of Cotton Candy

are they stupid? 🥹

You DO NOT NEED MORE THAN 1-5 spurts of perfume or cologne to just be out and about

This might be the anger from last year speaking, I ended up with no real friends because everyone formed cliques and any time I made friends it was obviously the “you’re here because we feel bad” situation or have my really good friends I managed to make just up and leave one day. Literal nonsense for no reason.

Just had a thought and need to write it down:

Nothing makes me angrier than when you’re supposed to be in a mix and match social interaction. You’re supposed to go and meet new people for an activity or something but people take the activity to SPECIFICALLY ONLY TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS AND THE PERSON ORCHESTRATING THE MIX AND MATCH DOES NOTHING.

THIS IS NO BRIDGET JONES

meow

Pls reblog if u vote :)

Here’s a random poll since I’m a bit high on pain meds and can’t think of anything better 🥳

girl you've been running through my mind all day

Welp guess ill make bad art (._.

PLEASE MORE GREEN TEXT PIRATES

FOUR BARREL BLUNDERBUSS

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.