This Might Be The Anger From Last Year Speaking, I Ended Up With No Real Friends Because Everyone Formed

shit what am I getting myself into

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child

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Reblog to kill it faster

you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff

but instead of antagonistic everyone's like. no he's a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other's table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that

Yelling "oh my GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG?" at a pile of partially dissolved leaf litter and watching the other person's face contort in horror trying to decipher how it could've possibly been a dog.