I’m Simping For Literal Salt. SODIUM CHLORIDE. HOW IS HE SO FINE??

Drunk Bill Cipher phone call. Please. Probably one in which he accidentally confessed his feelings for Reader, and also refers to himself as Billy. Perhaps he believes he's calling his mom again and wants to introduce us to her or something.

Anyway none of this happened, what are you talking about. NO DON'T PLAY THE RECORDING STOP IT DELETE THAT BEFORE I DELETE YOU-

I haven't seen anyone talk about that part of the book! Him thinking he was calling his mom made me so sad :(

warnings: tBoB spoilers, typical Bill shenanigans, not proofread, alcoholism

Drunk Dial

Ding!

You pick up your phone to see a notification.

1 new voicemail from "Your Lord and Savior (don't you dare change my profile name or else I'll eat your family)"

"Hi MOM, this is BILLY. I just wanted to tell you about this human I found." His speech slurs.

He cackles and says your name, "They make me feel all fuzzy inside- Like a duckling... full of TARANTULAS! HAHAHA!!! It's not the same as the howling void, PROMISE! I'll bring 'em to meet you tomorrow, mkay?"

You hear glass break in the background.

"First I gotta put them in the love cage thouuugh~ They haven't reacted to any of my attempts at SEDUCING them, I - [incomprehensible]."

The love cage? Should you be worried?

"Why are you being so silent mom? Are you there-? [incomprehensible] WHY WON'T YOU SAY ANY-" a mouse squeaks on the other end. "OOO! A new gift for my favorite human~!"

"DON'T forget mom, TOMORROW!!!" The voicemail ends.

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That night when Bill visits you in the mindscape, he traps you in a pyramid looking-thing and starts playing piano while singing some old song.

"So, this is the love cage...?" You lean back into a couch made of human skin.

Bill hits off note on the piano, "Love cage?" He laughs nervously, "What's that? It sounds completely made up!"

You take out your phone and play the voicemail you got. As the call goes on Bill becomes increasingly mortified.

"Blackmail." You wink. He shoots a laser beam at your phone. You just summon a new one and let it play again, it's the mindscape.

"No don't play the recording again! STOP IT! DELETE THAT BEFORE I DELETE YOU!"

"Aw, you wouldn't hurt the person that makes you feel "fuzzy," would you?"

He shrieks in frustration and empties the mindscape, "This dream is over!!!"

He snaps his fingers, and you wake up. You turn to your nightstand and notice your phone is smashed in with a hammer. A post-it note is stuck to your forehead.

There's a drawing of an angry Bill on it, "THAT NEVER HAPPENED!"

You take the hammer off your phone and pick up the broken pieces of it.

Good thing you downloaded the audio file onto your computer...

Do you take commissions?😳

I- I wanna say yes but I’m not sure how to payy since I don’t got paypal sadly qwq

Altho I’m interested in opening for Artrades! If that’s not your thing, it’s completely understandable ^^ Requests- are ambiguous.

Here is one of my hhocs Crovus the Crow demon! Here is her info— (also i might remove the wings so yeah)

- She is a Hypnotic bird demon to be specific

- Her real name is Chloe

- She is a Satanic Priest when she was alive

- She is one of Lucifer’s (apple daddy) highest Priest

- She has a fraternal twin sister named Diana

- She and her sister died of Exorcism in 1966

- One of her and her sister’s favorite movies were The Birds (1963)

- She was actually heavily inspired by the song ‘Ramalama bang bang’

- Her and Her sister once lived in a Christian family but they both became Satanist

- She and her sister own their own Satanic Church (both in the overworld and in hell)

- Crovus loves to read the Satanic Bible

- Crovus actually was deeply scarred by her rape when she was 17 years old by a gang (who is in hell with her)

- They are one of the biggest baddies in hell (rivaling Alastor) but one of the twins is more twisted and evil than the other

- Can you guess?

Rate Whitty's date outfirt?

INFINITY/10. FACKING HANDSOME YOUNG MAN. HE’S SO HANDSOMEE Which actually reminds me!

My best friend in real life drew this for me when I was feeling a bit down

The outfit on my persona they picked out GAVE ME GENDER EUPHORIA AAAA I LOVE IT AND I LOVE WHITTY

The Butcher and the Horror Fanatic (also Serp’s right eye)

Sorry if Serp’s hair design is constantly changing I swear I’m satisfied with how it looks here. Because the hair is meant to cover their right eye (which they can’t see shit in) and yea das how it looks.

Serp’s horror movie knowledge has attracted a literal killer, do they have any regrets? Nah. They a weirdo like dat fr. Also Bob is like friend shaped despite literally being the opposite and Serp can’t resist that.

(PINNED POST) My Stuff ig

(Heads up!! Some of the links are not working due to the fact I changed my username from cottonbunrun to floragators)

(More heads up!! This account is strictly SFW, there maybe some slightly suggestive stuff or sensitive topics discussed briefly but absolutely no explicit NSFW content! I will make a separate account for that when I’m ready. I do tolerate NSFW accounts but you will not see that around here.)

( For my Godzilla and Transformers content, go to @kaiju-gurlfriend , for my non-self shipping one go to @crackicrossiships , and for my creepypasta/horror dedicated content go to @demonic-nina-hopkins )

( As a selfshipper, I’m honestly okay with sharing most if not all of my f/os and I never intend to belittle or make someone uncomfortable for loving the same f/o. Trust me I have encountered people who attacked me just for liking the same character for goodness sake. I honestly want to be friends with most of them!

So please if you can’t tolerate sharing the same f/o then DON’T interact with me, I will not always be able to catch on as quickly to someone disliking me because we share the same f/o. However especially DO NOT interact if you actively attack other selfshippers or oc x canon cause then your just being an asshole. Good day self shipping nation.)

General info:

My preferred name is Alligatia but you can also call me Gatia! I don’t mind my irl name but I prefer to keep it private unless we are very close mutuals.

I’m Aceflux Bisexual Aroflux and Demigirlflux Nonbinary. My preferred pronouns is they/them and occasionally she/her.

I’m Hispanic/Latino with my mom being Uruguayan and my dad being Cuban. I’m also born and raised in Florida, so yes I am a florida man/hj

I’m in college and currently majoring in Psychology! However I do wanna hopefully pursue or do animation on the side, if I ever get the chance to ofc.

I’m an diagnosed and yet undiagnosed neurodivergent individual that does have Anxiety but also might have Autism, ADHD, and OCD. I do infact have IEP but I’ve never actually been to the doctor to get diagnosed with who, who knows. I also do have intrusive thoughts that are currently getting less frequent but still are there to vibe check me.

I am infact a furry and I do draw all kinds of anthro art. I am indeed a huge non-human lover even when i was a kid. I love robots, aliens, and different kinds of monsters that I do also simp over. Please respect that and for the love of all goldfish crackers, don’t believe in the stereotype that all furries are sexual. Plz and thank you.

My birthday is February 3rd!! I’m currently 18 years old.

I’m in my healing arc as a people pleaser/hj

Links to certain stuff:

New and Improved F/o list!!

FNF Alligatia (Minus Version) (Soft Version) (Algal Gatia)

BTAS Gatia/Arkham Nurse Gatia

Spooky Month Serpente

Rhythm Heaven Fever Gatia/Garia

Cherry Bomb(Whitty x GF) Au Info

Art info kinda-

Elementary School au

Whitty au stuff (Soft! whitty)

Wattpad Book on my Fankids with my f/os

My fankids with my f/o listing

Heads Up! Talk about my mental health

Outdated stuff:

Alligatia FNF Self insert

Joyfriend FNF Self Insert

Serpente MC Self Insert

(HAS BEEN REVAMP) My F/Os List!!

(HAS BEEN REVAMPED) Arkham Nurse Gatia

REMINDER I HAVE GENERAL BASIC DNI, SO THAT INCLUDES:

PROSHIPPERS/COMSHIPPERS

P3D0/MAPS/Z00s/RACI3TS/ETC.

AGE UP MINORS IN ORDER TO S3XUALIZE THEM

ANTI-LGBT, TRANS/ASEXUAL/AROMANTIC-EXCLUSIVES

TERFS

ANTI-FURRY

PEOPLE WHO INVALIDATE UNDIAGNOSED PEOPLE

ZIONIST AND PRO-ISRAELI/IDF

DONT BELIEVE THAT FICTION DOES AFFECT REALITY

ACTIVELY ATTACK OR PUT DOWN OTHER SELFSHIPPERS OR OC X CANON SHIPPERS, REGARDLESS IF YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF OR SHARE THE SAME CHARACTER YOUR AN ASSHOLE FOR THAT (genuinely had that happen to me twice not even with my own selfships)

A thread on how to help support Palestine:

https://x.com/crowley_kissr/status/1749183288495779905?s=46

(I’ll update the list if I need to!!)

I will still be updating on this thing but that's what I got so far

Imagine: Bender getting drunk and flirting with you but it's actually sweet cause' he's out of it~

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE FUELING MY ROBOT CRUSHES?? IVE BEEN HAVING IT SINCE 2017

I love all these energy omg and that’s actually really wholesome! I mean we have seen some wholesome moments with Bender besides being well- Bender! Gosh I adore him <33

Futurama is my beloved!

“The Spider and his Parental/Motherly figure 🕷🍭❤️”

Angel (along with Arackniss and Molly) is Swirl’s “son” to her and cares very much for them than any other child or demon. Swirl knew the spider siblings since they were young (like Angel was around 7 while she was 20) and came to her candy store. She would feed them and love them. Angel and Swirl love each other (as a parent) even in hell 💕

Reblogging my own junk ik

Doodle I did on MSPaint of Mama Cipher (Scalene) cause I love her and she fuels my Mama’s kid instincts.

Just imagine this doodle being a what if she didn’t die au.

Basically her with her whole ass son who is a mama’s boy plus some furry oc who her son is dating. I wanted to doodle more on the blank space but didn’t know what its just blank.

Also my interpretation of Scalene is just how I view her and is indeed inspired by others interpretations of her. Please don’t debate on how many eyes or where her eyes should be 😭 I just wanted to doodle mama triangle

As long as he’s fine with it and knows how to cook, he so would be.

Malewife Jon supremacy/j

I just realized, with his criminal background, John might have to be a house husband if he were to be in a relationship with someone