Fishy-the-trans-boi - Fish’s Blog

I have both, one of them (the black cat) is a sweet innocent baby. The other (orange boy) was repeatedly told to be cat or else he’d fall, given gentle nudges so he wouldn’t fall, and somehow with an incredible lack of brain cell, fell off the second I looked away. Be scared if orange cats, the lack of braincell is scary.

Idk why black cats get such a bad rep its the orange ones you should be afraid of

Day 2 of Oc advent!

Character sheets for Salmonoid & Co

Ik my handwriting is shit.

Co:

Co (he/him) Old job: octoleet engineer. New job: model, store clerk. Ink color: orange. Main weapons: rollers, dualies, and reeflux. Species: coconut octopus.

Sal:

Sal (they/ them/ it) old job: chum Salmonoid. New job: designer. Species: chum Salmonoid (unevolved cohozuna)

Mon:

Mon (she/her) old job: Goldie. New job: model and a store manager. Species: Goldie

have some dopamine. :)

If I ever get a realistic packer and it falls out near a kid I’m doing this. I told my sibling about this and they said: I can just imagine this kid telling his parents “if I don’t eat my vegetables my dick will fall off!!”

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

Dude random people keep following me and I know that’s what happens but I’m always like “who the hell are you and why are you looking at my blorbos and other things????”

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Big things coming soon. (I will finish the art)

Big things coming soon. (If the fish complies)

I was just explaining that my girlfriend wears glasses because they have lazy eye and got gasoline in his eyes once and my sibling said I am losing in tragedy because I’ve only been hit by a truck and survived. So should I

A. Get hit by another truck

B. Get hit by a bus

C. Get hit by 5 consecutive bikes

or D. Get hit by a five person tandem bike